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[The Crazy Phoenix]

Granted, you never had a phone in the first place but you retain the memories of having one.

I wish politicians were less self-entitled.

[Nothy]

Granted, now they're greedy failed businessmen

I wish my birds were hand tame

[Dave-ee Jones]

Nothy, on 26 August 2017 - 09:19 AM, said:

Granted, now they're greedy failed businessmen

I wish my birds were hand tame

Granted, now your birds will never leave your hand.

I wish you weren't so cold-hearted (referring to your picture).

[Nothy]

Granted, now I'm on fire.

I wish Axiom didn't have any bugs.

[The Crazy Phoenix]

Granted. All its bugs have been labelled as "features".

I wish self-motivation were easier.

[Xella]

Granted, but you'll never be able to move or think anyways.

I wish Microsoft would be smart and give Mojang back to Notch again.

[Saldor010]

Granted, but then Notch sold it to EA.

I wish for a dislike button.

[Dave-ee Jones]

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Saldor010, on 30 August 2017 - 06:51 PM, said:

Granted, but then Notch sold it to EA.

Love it.
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Granted, but it replaces the 'like' button.

I wish all nuclear missiles were instantly removed from existence.

[Saldor010]

Granted, but now biological warfare is taken up in its place.

I wish for a snow cone.

[Dave-ee Jones]

Saldor010, on 31 August 2017 - 03:46 AM, said:

Granted, but now biological warfare is taken up in its place.

I wish for a snow cone.

Granted, but it isn't flavoured, it's plain snow.

I wish for a handbrake for my rally sim setup.

[The Crazy Phoenix]

Granted. Just a warning: don't try to park your real car on a slope.

I wish EA and Ubisoft weren't terrible publishers.

[Saldor010]

Granted, but now everyone else is as bad a publisher as EA and Ubisoft used to be.

I wish Assassin's creed stopped with Revelations.

[Nothy]

Granted, now Far Cry is Ubisoft's new ctrl+c ctrl+v game.


I wish DICE optimized BF1

[Xella]

Granted, but all models now consist of 1 polygon

I wish I had an ipv4-adress so I could host stuff on my PC.

[The Crazy Phoenix]

Granted, however your ISP is having issues renewing their contracts with other ISPs and so most of the internet cannot access your host.

I wish all Android device OEMs designed their devices to work flawlessly with stock Android and allowed users to get updates as soon as they were released by Google.

[Xella]

Granted, but all updates will now cost "a small loan of a million dollars" each.

I wish I had more spare time so I could finish more programming projects.

[Saldor010]

Xelostar, on 01 September 2017 - 06:10 AM, said:

Granted, but all updates will now cost "a small loan of a million dollars" each.

I wish I had more spare time so I could finish more programming projects.

Granted, but now all of your programming projects suck, no matter how much time you spend on them.

I wish Xelostar had a blue profile picture instead of a red one.

[Xella]

Granted, butnohw. xelostar cahtt yp koot ani moor.

Eh wesh Saldor0ten revursht hees wesh.

[The Crazy Phoenix]

granted.lua:273: no such user "Saldor0ten"

I wish Xelostar removed all the green from his profile picture.

[Xella]

Did you just assume my gender??? JK

Granted, but now the forum is all green.

I wish we stopped wishing wishing wishy wishes like witches wishing more witchy witches.