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#3161 Dave-ee Jones

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Posted 05 September 2017 - 01:24 AM

View PostXelostar, on 02 September 2017 - 08:54 AM, said:

Did you just assume my gender??? JK Granted, but now the forum is all green. I wish we stopped wishing wishing wishy wishes like witches wishing more witchy witches.
:blink: Makes no sense.

Granted (I guess?), but now we start wishing wishing wishy wishes like wizards wishing more wizardy wizards.

I wish XeloStar knew how to use MS Paint.

#3162 Saldor010

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Posted 05 September 2017 - 03:21 PM

Granted, but now all he does with his spare time is make crappy drawings of dogs in beach hats.

I wish for a talking pumpkin.

#3163 The Crazy Phoenix

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Posted 05 September 2017 - 10:24 PM

Granted, however it always says "That's what she said." at the worst possible times and refuses to say anything else.

I wish I knew how to draw more than just modern "art".

#3164 Dave-ee Jones

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Posted 05 September 2017 - 10:55 PM

View PostThe Crazy Phoenix, on 05 September 2017 - 10:24 PM, said:

Granted, however it always says "That's what she said." at the worst possible times and refuses to say anything else.

I wish I knew how to draw more than just modern "art".

Granted, but everyone else wishes the same and we start back at the beginning.

I wish dodgeball was an Olympic sport.

#3165 Xella

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Posted 06 September 2017 - 05:34 PM

Granted, but noone can compete.

I wish wishes were granted without people turning the wishes into something useless or stupid.

#3166 LDDestroier

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Posted 06 September 2017 - 05:51 PM

Granted, but such wishes are only granted upon people you don't know.

I wish for a new pair of shoes!

#3167 Xella

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Posted 06 September 2017 - 06:03 PM

Granted, but they are 5 times too small for you to wear.

I wish people read my signature.

#3168 The Crazy Phoenix

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Posted 06 September 2017 - 09:08 PM

Granted, but they immediately forget it afterwards.

I wish Xelostar didn't know me. (see #3166/#3167)

#3169 Xella

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 09:15 AM

Granted, but as I see your post, I'll remember you again.

I wish my laptop was more powerful.

Edited by Xelostar, 07 September 2017 - 09:15 AM.


#3170 The Crazy Phoenix

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 12:21 AM

Granted. Your laptop is now so powerful that its battery cannot supply it, be it charging or not. As a side effect, once you turn it on, it also produces a liquid mixture of silicon and plastic.

I wish project names were easier to come up with.

#3171 Xella

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Posted 09 September 2017 - 12:09 PM

Granted, but now all existing project names are really bad puns.

I wish my math book used radians instead of degrees in the chapter about complex numbers.

#3172 Saldor010

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Posted 09 September 2017 - 02:55 PM

Granted, but now your math teacher wants you to convert all of your problems back into degrees.

I wish for a decorative pineapple.

#3173 Mumbai

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Posted 09 September 2017 - 05:07 PM

o.O granted, but you can only see its color at dark

um. I wish for...a better keyboard so I can finish this damn sentence quicker!

#3174 Xella

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Posted 09 September 2017 - 08:15 PM

Granted, but now it makes a window scattering noise whenever you press a button.

I wish Trump wouldn't have never been the president of the USA.

Edited by Xelostar, 09 September 2017 - 08:15 PM.


#3175 Saldor010

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Posted 10 September 2017 - 02:28 AM

Granted, but Ted Cruz is president instead.

I wish for the letter Q.

#3176 LDDestroier

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Posted 10 September 2017 - 06:03 PM

Granted.
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I wish my PC fan wasn't so loud.

#3177 The Crazy Phoenix

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Posted 10 September 2017 - 06:24 PM

Granted. Individually, your PC's fans are very quiet, however, when grouped up near your computer, the fangirls' and fanboys' screaming reaches 200 dB through constructive interference.

I wish people answered the question I asked and not the barely-related question to which I already knew the answer they imagined me asking.

#3178 Xella

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 03:51 PM

Granted, but you can't ask questions any more.

I wish more people played this game.

#3179 Dave-ee Jones

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Posted 15 September 2017 - 12:35 AM

Granted, but no one knows what game they're playing (what game are you even talking about, lol).

I wish I had a G-Seat for racing sims.

#3180 Dametqwerty

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Posted 18 October 2017 - 07:53 PM

Granted, but the emergency eject system on the seat activates right before you cross the finish line.

I wish Sonar X and Airwaves worked for me right now.





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