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#3181 cyborgtwins

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 02:56 AM

Granted, But they are now shutdown.

I wish everything was lit?

#3182 Nothy

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 10:58 AM

 cyborgtwins, on 12 January 2018 - 02:56 AM, said:

Granted, But they are now shutdown.

I wish everything was lit?
Granted. Now everything is lit, on fire.

I wish everything was not lit on fire

#3183 EveryOS

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 12:18 PM

Yea, it's all burnt up so there is nothing to be lit on fire anyways.

I wish I had the world's happiest, longest life that still involves programming.

#3184 Luca_S

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 06:35 PM

 EveryOS, on 12 January 2018 - 12:18 PM, said:

Yea, it's all burnt up so there is nothing to be lit on fire anyways.

I wish I had the world's happiest, longest life that still involves programming.
Granted, however when you eventually die you will go to programming hell, within there no programming tools exists and you need to flip bits on an HDD using a magnetized needle.

I wish that I finally remember to post in the Necromancy Game when the time is up.

#3185 LDDestroier

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Posted 13 January 2018 - 04:02 AM

Granted, but someone always ninjas you anyway.

I wish for the sweet embrace of chocolate.

#3186 EveryOS

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Posted 17 January 2018 - 03:40 PM

Granted, but you first have to eat your least favorite food, and you can't wash your mouth out afterwards.

So I have 4 MC installations across 2 computers/networks. I wish that at least one of them would stop saying "Invalid Session" every time I went to go join a server.

#3187 LoganDark2

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Posted 17 January 2018 - 07:34 PM

Granted, one of them will never say invalid session but the other 3 will always say invalid session.

I wish for more wishes.

Does that work in a thread where you can wish as much as you want?

#3188 TheZen

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Posted 17 January 2018 - 10:25 PM

Granted, but you can't wish for anything besides wishes.

I wish for infinite knowledge.

Edited by KidBrine, 25 January 2018 - 04:25 AM.


#3189 LDDestroier

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Posted 30 January 2018 - 07:15 PM

Granted, but your head swells up to an infinite volume as a result.

I wish zits didn't appear on my face all the time.

#3190 EveryOS

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Posted 30 January 2018 - 07:54 PM

Granted, but you get chickenpox

I wish that either a.) the source code for git wasn't so long or, better yet, b.) I could simply look at an encrypted/compressed file and figure out how to programatically decrypt it

Edited by EveryOS, 30 January 2018 - 07:56 PM.


#3191 Nothy

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Posted 04 February 2018 - 11:45 AM

 EveryOS, on 30 January 2018 - 07:54 PM, said:

Granted, but you get chickenpox

I wish that either a.) the source code for git wasn't so long or, better yet, b.) I could simply look at an encrypted/compressed file and figure out how to programatically decrypt it

Granted, but decrypting takes a very long time and you are not able to do anything else during the process

I wish the winter would be over sooner

#3192 LDDestroier

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Posted 04 February 2018 - 04:33 PM

Granted. The Earth explodes.

I wish for a world with more chocolate.

#3193 Nothy

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Posted 04 February 2018 - 04:45 PM

 LDDestroier, on 04 February 2018 - 04:33 PM, said:

Granted. The Earth explodes.

I wish for a world with more chocolate.

Granted, the world is now chocolate

I wish for a world with less chocolate

#3194 EveryOS

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Posted 04 February 2018 - 06:38 PM

Granted, but you miss it
I wish for a world with a perfect ratio of coco

Edited by EveryOS, 04 February 2018 - 06:38 PM.


#3195 TheZen

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 10:12 PM

Granted, but there is no way to utilize it.

I wish for a life.

#3196 EveryOS

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 10:15 PM

Granted, you live, but nobody can see you.
I wish I lived in a perfect world forever.

#3197 Nothy

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 09:03 AM

Granted, but you grow bored of it.

I wish I didn't hate PHP

#3198 EveryOS

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:28 PM

Granted, but PHP is officially replace with Ruby on Rails

I wish I had more spare time...

#3199 TheZen

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 04:24 AM

Granted, but you can only watch paint dry.

I wish YouTube didn't hate me.

#3200 Nothy

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 11:48 AM

Granted, now the youtube community hates you instead

I wish I had a sandwich





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