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#3301 SquidDev

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Posted 25 February 2019 - 07:22 AM

Granted: https://github.com/S...weaked/pull/119, but it's a long way from being usable.

I wish I didn't have to wish to contribute to this topic.

#3302 EveryOS

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Posted 25 February 2019 - 03:35 PM

Granted, you never wish that thought

I wish I had more time to program (like, alot)

--Ack, keep replying to the wrong post, luckily I caught it and modified it this time, wish I would stop doing that

Edited by EveryOS, 25 February 2019 - 03:37 PM.


#3303 osmarks

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Posted 03 March 2019 - 05:18 PM

Granted, you are now unable to do anything but program.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.

#3304 EveryOS

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Posted 04 March 2019 - 03:33 PM

[OFFTOPIC] I wouldn't mind that [/OFFTOPIC]

Your rather unnecessary wish has been granted

I wish I would stop replying to the wrong page

#3305 MisterMeister32

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 07:44 PM

Granted, cuz you're banned.


I wish, I know what to do with my life.

#3306 LDDestroier

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Posted 25 March 2019 - 04:44 AM

Granted. It's plumbing.

I wish trigonometry wasn't so tough.

#3307 EveryOS

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Posted 25 March 2019 - 05:29 PM

Granted. You learn a new acronym called "SOH CAH TOA" that really helps, but immediately forget it.

I wish I could write a really really cool program.

#3308 MisterMeister32

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Posted 25 March 2019 - 06:10 PM

Granted, but you die before you can finish it.



I wish, I'm not stuck going to school.

#3309 EveryOS

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Posted 26 March 2019 - 02:46 PM

Granted, you are instead stuck not knowing the math needed to write your programs.

I wish I could instantly finish writing Webicity: Java Edition

#3310 LDDestroier

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Posted 26 March 2019 - 04:38 PM

Granted. Java becomes fully obsolete by the time of its completion.

I wish that I was the best at EndCycle.

#3311 MisterMeister32

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Posted 27 March 2019 - 01:40 PM

Granted... for 10 minutes.


I wish for some money.

#3312 EveryOS

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Posted 27 March 2019 - 03:03 PM

Granted, here is your scrip (specialized money) for the "we steal your money" store.

I wish for something.

#3313 LDDestroier

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Posted 15 May 2019 - 05:09 AM

Granted.

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I wish to be boat lord now.

#3314 ebernerd

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Posted 20 January 2020 - 02:05 AM

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Granted, but buoyancy no longer exists.

I wish for a better work ethic.

#3315 EveryOS

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Posted 21 January 2020 - 01:21 PM

Granted, but all of the companies that would employ you went out of business.

I wish my job would give me more than 4 hours per week.

#3316 LDDestroier

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Posted 25 January 2020 - 06:08 AM

Granted. You have to work 5 hours per week.

I wish that cilantro didn't taste like dishsoap.

#3317 EveryOS

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Posted 27 January 2020 - 01:22 PM

Granted, it tastes like laundry detergent

I wish I had hosting

#3318 ebernerd

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Posted 01 February 2020 - 01:33 AM

Granted, but you can only serve to IE 8 or before.

I wish that I could eat chocolate without gaining weight.

#3319 LDDestroier

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Posted 01 February 2020 - 03:35 AM

Granted. Consumption of chocolate causes you to lose an equal amount of muscle mass as you gain fat.

I wish my attention span was better.

#3320 ebernerd

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Posted 02 February 2020 - 08:00 PM

Granted. You forget things much easier now.

I wish I knew how to do my statistics homework.

Edited by ebernerd, 02 February 2020 - 08:00 PM.






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