3330 replies to this topic

[EveryOS]

Granted, but you are now doomed to lose the paper whenever you finish

I wish Ecma-262 didn't have a returnIfAbrupt function

[TheZen]

Granted, Ecma-262 doesn't exist anymore

I wish to have this wish granted

[LDDestroier]

Nah.

I wish I had an Atari Jaguar.

[Xella]

Granted, but you have no power.

I wish the CAPTCHA for account creation and proper HTTPS was working on this website ;-;

[LDDestroier]

Granted, but the domain for the website expires shortly after anyways.

I wish my piano's MIDI cable wasn't so loose-fitting.

[Luca_S]

Granted, now it's stuck forever.

I wish my vacation was longer.

[Xella]

Granted, your vacation lasts forever, but without pay

I wish HDDs and SSDs could never fail

[EveryOS]

Granted - but you keep loosing any device that contains an HDD or SSD

I wish for the CC forums to be active again.

[Xella]

Granted, but people only talk about things unrelated to CC

I wish for eternal happiness for everyone

[LDDestroier]

Granted, but the absence of eternal sadness to give perspective to the happiness leaves everybody feeling unfulfilled.

I wish that more pizzeria chains would offer stuffed crust.

[EveryOS]

Granted, but they are way too expensive.

I wish that I could create the most amazing application the world has seen.