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#61 SuicidalSTDz

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:06 PM

EDIT: Ninja'd

Granted, however, Yoda will be replaced by Tom Hanks

I wish it was Saturday

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:12 PM

Granted, but there is school.

I wish nobody made mistakes.

#63 SuicidalSTDz

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:41 PM

Granted, everyone named 'Nobody' will start making mistakes

I wish people would stop using hash tags outside of Twitter

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:52 PM

Granted. However, in place of the hash tag symbol, they will now use the dollar sign instead. $swagggg

I wish that the person below me corrupted my wish into something I would actually like.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 06:36 PM

Granted, but only on Tuesdays.

I wish that I could have an infinite amount of Cola.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 06:40 PM

Granted, however, you are now allergic to Cola of any kind. -- You resort to Pepsi, the worst of the worst

I wish I had a 6-Pack of Monster :3

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 06:51 PM

Granted, you have a 6-pack of Monster. But you can't do anything with it except look at it.

I wish that nobody ever mentioned "the game" or any derivative there of to me again.

#68 Noodle

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 06:57 PM

Granted, but you lose the game.
I wish that people were smarter.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 07:00 PM

You mentioned "the game", ergo you did not grant me my wish.

Your wish is granted. There are several people whom are smarter somewhere in the world. You will never meet them.

I wish that I did not feel discomfort of any sort but could still feel pleasure.

#70 SuicidalSTDz

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 07:08 PM

Granted. One day you decide to test if your wish came true, needless to say, you didn't feel a thing -- You are now dead

I wish people would stop confusing hashes/encryptions/ciphers all together

#71 Bubba

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 07:17 PM

Granted, nobody will ever confuse hashes/encryptions/ciphers ever again because the concept of hashes/encryptions/ciphers has been removed from everyone but yourself for the rest of eternity. You cannot teach anybody about them and the knowledge will never come in handy.

I wish that this wish would never be corrupted in any way by anyone or anything.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 07:19 PM

Granted, since it's a null wish.

I wish I could lift extraordinarily heavy things with ease.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 07:29 PM

Granted, but you are now an ant.

I wish fuel/petrol was cheaper.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 07:33 PM

Edit: Ninja'd

Granted. Fuel is cheaper but all cars are converted to a new form of energy which is more expensive.

I wish that it were impossible for me to be ninja'd.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 07:33 PM

Granted, but the fuel smells worse than being sprayed by a skunk at point blank.
Ninja'd me..

EDIT: Granted, but you can only sleep for 10 minutes.
Y U CHANGE WISH?

Granted, but not on these forums.
I wish I had a helicopter.

#76 Bubba

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 07:39 PM

Granted. But it doesn't fly.

I wish that magic were real and that I could use it.

#77 Noodle

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 07:40 PM

Granted, but you only have the power to make a blade of grass grow.

I wish I was a pirate.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 07:42 PM

Granted. The US Government and Hollywood knocks on your door - you've been arrested for illegally torrenting a large quantity of Justin Bieber songs.

I wish that people were more amusing.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 07:46 PM

Granted, but you have Aspergers.

I wish that I mastered The Computer Programming Language of C (see what I did thar?)

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 07:58 PM

You wish is granted. You've mastered C but you will never write a single program.

I wish that it were 12:00 AM instead of 3:00 AM.





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