3330 replies to this topic

[Mackan90096]

Granted. All IOS devs go bankrupt because of piracy.

I wish my C++ book was in my native language (By that I mean Swedish)

[nutcase84]

Granted, but the translation sucks, so it makes no sense.

I wish I could buy a Mac.

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, but you can only buy macs that are older than 10 years and are as powerful as a toaster

Edit: damn forgot to wish

I wish I would have the money to buy a nVidia GTX Titan for my next computer.

[Orwell]

KingOfNoobs, on 29 May 2013 - 11:01 AM, said:

Granted, but you can only buy macs that are older than 10 years and are as powerful as a toaster

Edit: damn forgot to wish

I wish I would have the money to buy a nVidia GTX Titan for my next computer.

Granted, but doing so would kill 42 cute puppies.

I wish to own all Google's domains and make them all blank pages.

[lieudusty]

Granted but you can only make annoying ads pop up.

I wish no one would corrupt my wishes...

[nutcase84]

Granted, but you shall never make a wish.

I wish I could make a redstone computer.

[Orwell]

Granted, but it will take over the entire (real) world and destroy everything organic on earth.

I wish that noone would reply to this post.

[billysback]

granted but only after my post

I wish it wasn't 2am (and my friends were still awake >.<)

[ironwiccan]

Granted but u sleep all day and are awake at night so ur friends are always asleep.


I wish I could make a mod. (I have an idea for one if someone wants to try.)

[amtra5]

Granted, but you can only use a very limited WYSIWYG editor

I wish I could make a better mod than him ^

[Zudo]

Granted, but your computer crashes when you are about to click save.

I wish that I could program in c++

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, but every compiler that exists for c++ and could be uesd on your computer doesn't work anymore.

I wish I had a oculus rift 2.0 (if you don't know there isn't even the 1.0 for customers released)

[ironwiccan]

Granted but it shorts out frying your computer and burning off you hair.

I wish I had a job

[nutcase84]

Granted, but you only earn 1$ a day.

I wish I could drive.

[ironwiccan]

Granted. But you lose you license in 5 minutes.

I wish I had a cigarette

[Orwell]

Granted, but you couldn't find a lighter anywhere.

I wish that the Grand Unified Theory would've been found yet.

[Jarle212]

Granted, but it dosn't make sense

I wish I had the fastest internet speed in the world

[ComputerCraftFan11]

Granted, but its so fast it crashes everytime you try to do even the simplest of tasks.

I wish I had a pet rock with nothing wrong with it, and me and the rock can live happily ever after

[ironwiccan]

Granted. Your pet rock is now your only friend and due to the utter loneliness you slowly lose your mind and talk to your pet rock named Wilson.

I wish it was easier to learn java

[Mackan90096]

Granted but every other language is extremely hard.

I wish I knew how to implement graphics in C++