3330 replies to this topic

[brett122798]

Granted, but you can't eat since you're on your computer literally all day.

I wish I knew Java.

[Mackan90096]

Granted. But that's all you know.

I wish I had a jailbroken iPad

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, but it's actually my jailbroken iPad and you stole it from me, so you have to give it back to me. And you weren't able to use it because you didn't knew what code I use.(little tip, it's not 1234)

I wish I had something like google glass with infinite battery life but as contact lenses and not as a glass.

[MudkipTheEpic]

Granted, but when it operates it heats up to 212 degrees F, which melts your eyes, and the product. U so smart.

I wish MOAR PINEAPPLEZ!

[Mackan90096]

Granted. Your face is mow vonstantly getting bombed with pineapples.

I wish for a hamburger.

[Engineer]

Granted, but the actual burger is missing.

I wish I get my drivers license free

[DeweySalt]

Granted, but you don't know how to drive and crash into a tree whilst driving your dad's camaro.

I wish to become

[MudkipTheEpic]

Granted, but you then are shot, and once you start to regenerate, shot again. Also, Daleks take your body and create an evil timelord clone of you and take over the world.

Guess wat!

I wish for EVEN MOOAAARRRR PINEAPPLEZZZZ!!!!!11!1!1!1!!1!!

[Geforce Fan]

Granted, but they kill you if you get within 3 miles of them.
I wish I could make a wish without it being corrupted

[DeweySalt]

Granted, but the mystical wish lords kill you for finding a loophole in their infinite corruption system.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, but the corruption makes no sense.

I wish I would be stronger than Chuck Norris.

[Geforce Fan]

Granted, but it goes away after 0.00001 seconds
I wish for the user below me to wish for unlimited hamburgers

[Mackan90096]

Granted. But I won't wish for hamburgers.

I do NOT wish for any hamburgers

[diegodan1893]

Granted, however you get none and at the same time an infinite amount of hamburgers. This makes the universe implode and everyone dies.

I wish I had an Oculus Rift.

[Mackan90096]

Granted. But it doesn't have any wires so you can't connect it to anything

I wish that I knew any good music

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, but you can't listen to it because you are a ninja.

I wish I had infinite money and I could use all of it for everything I want.

[Lyqyd]

Granted, but as soon as you buy something, it turns to dust.

I wish I could see through walls.

[Tjakka5]

Granted, but you'll have to live in a universe without walls.


I wish more people gave feedback to my 'todo' program

[diegodan1893]

Granted, but they are trolls and the feedback doesn't help you in any way.

I wish I had more free time.

[Mackan90096]

Granted. But you use that to sleep.

I wish I had another monitor