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[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, but it has a resolution of 16x9.

I wish I had a 27" screen with WQHD resolution.

[theoriginalbit]

Granted but the pixels can only display red from the moment you buy it.

I wish humans could sleep like dolphins — with half the brain at a time — so that we never had time wasted on sleeping

[superaxander]

Granted but humans can't live with one brain so they die when they go to sleep.

I wish I was never bored

[Tjakka5]

Granted, now you can't choose what you want to do.


I wish I was a bird with fully functional wings.

[Mackan90096]

Granted, but you can't fly

I wish I had a HDMI extender

[Lyqyd]

Granted, but it is a centimeter too short still.

I wish people would remember to post wishes so I didn't have to delete posts!

[Zudo]

Granted, but some admin deletes this topic by accident.

I wish I could have a laptop that doesn't overheat!

[Mackan90096]

Granted. But it won't work.

I wish I had more chocolate

[Tjakka5]

Granted, you eat it, get fat, and die :/


I wish I wasnt at school...

[tonkku107]

Granted, but you can't have a summer holiday

I wish for cookies

[Mackan90096]

Granted. They are hard as rock and doesn't taste anything.

I wish that Windows would just work without all freaking updated all the freaking time

[tonkku107]

Granted, but without it stays at windows 98

I wish for more cookies, but not hard as rock, and they have to have taste

[TheOddByte]

Granted, But they are as small as an ant and tastes like dog poo

I wish I could create 3D Minecraft in ComputerCraft..

[Tjakka5]

Granted, you create Minecraft in ComputerCraft in 3D, graphically amazing, and you post it on the forums.
People react (obviously) positive, calling you a holy man by doing thing like these, and finally, your program is known all over the world.
You get tons of responses, and even more dumb requests from people. Thousands of company's are offering you a job with a amazing high salary. People start fighting for you, eventually killing everyone, including you. *Claps*


I wish a rabbit.

[TheOddByte]

Tjakka5, on 21 June 2013 - 01:57 PM, said:

Granted, you create Minecraft in ComputerCraft in 3D, graphically amazing, and you post it on the forums.
People react (obviously) positive, calling you a holy man by doing thing like these, and finally, your program is known all over the world.
You get tons of responses, and even more dumb requests from people. Thousands of company's are offering you a job with a amazing high salary. People start fighting for you, eventually killing everyone, including you. *Claps*


I wish a rabbit.

That you wrote.. Wow that was really thought out! Good!

Granted, But the Rabbit is dead

I wish for a better TV that works as it should and that it is an LED TV

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, but you can only turn it on while you are at a beach.

I wish I could control other people's minds *makes evil plans*

[Tjakka5]

Granted, but you can't control your own mind anymore.


I wish a non-broken trampoline.

//Oftopic HellKi98: Thanks, I just made that up, sadly there are quite a few grammar and spelling issues in it I believe.

[tonkku107]

Granted, but this is your trampoline:

I wish for cookies but it must not be hard as rock, must taste like cookies and size is a size of a cookie

[Jappards]

granted, but the sugar is replaced with poison in every cookie you eat, not killing you, but you have a huge amount of pain when you eat one and you can only eat cookies for the rest of your life.

i wish i am the most intelligent of the entire multiverse, but everyone knows that i`m the most intelligent and no people die and i am able to use my intellect.

[Tjakka5]

Granted, you get picked up by 2 scientist and they take them to their lab.
They show you a computer the size of a phone, and say it's the most powerfull computer man would ever make.
They put you under narcose and implement the computer in your brain.
--
You wake up in your bed, get out, get in your cloths, eat some food and go to school, then you get out your bed, get in your cloths, and eat food.
Wait.. what?
You suddenly realize that you knew you were going to do this, like you knew what was going to happen.
You already know you are going to predict that you know who your girlfriend is going to be.
You know how you remember when you didnt yet predicted when your mom was dying.
You predic when you know when you will predict when YOU are going to die.

Atleast... thats what you already thought.
You already predicted what you were going to do the next few minutes, you live a life with no suprises what so ever.
Its like watching a movie that you have already seen.

You live your life, and finally die unhappily.




I wish for a rabbit that's alive, won't die in 10 years, I will be able to meet, see, and pet.
Doing this wish will not affect my life in any way, and the rabbit is fully 'functional'.