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[Creeper367]

Granted but they only write it welsh and yiddish.

I wish that people were nicer

Edited by Lyqyd, 26 June 2013 - 11:46 AM.
cleanup.

[Lyqyd]

Cleaned up the topic a bit. There is a report button for a reason. Please use it when you feel a post requires moderator attention.

[apemanzilla]

Granted, but nous ne parlons pas Anglais.
(Translation: Granted, but we don't speak English)

I wish that I had my own car.

[joostlek]

Granted but the speed will be 1km/h and can only drive backwards

I wish i get a good number for my english test

[Mackan90096]

Granted. You get 100. Points which is the maximum, but still get an F.

I wish I had some cake for my birtday. (Which is today)

[joostlek]

Granted but its today your birthday and birtday is at 30 february

I wish my bag isnt heavy anymore

[Mackan90096]

Granted. It's now heavier (more heavy)

I wish that people could use proper English

[joostlek]

Granted, but you cant read english anymore and u cant learn it too.

I wish that im the king

(btw if i wish my bag dont needs to be do heavy, u say granted and make it more havier, make it like, granted but you bag floats away all time)

[apemanzilla]

Granted, but you don't have rule over anyone.

I wish my French was better.

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, but for every new word you know, you know 1 word less in English.

I wish that I wouldn't forget things so often.
Edit: forgot to wish

[apemanzilla]

Granted, you now remember about 1% better.

I wish that the errors in my code were always easy to identify and fix.

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, but you can only write hello world programs now.

I wish I had a laptop where I could run minecraft on max settings at 500 fps

[joostlek]

Granted, But u cant add mods to it

I wish i own valve

[Zudo]

Granted, but you have to start again from scratch, creating new games.

I wish that i could code bugless programs!

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This is my 222nd post!

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, you can now program bugless programs with a size of 10 bytes.

I wish I could control EVERYTHING with my mind.

[Mackan90096]

Granted. But only for 1 minute a week.

I wish I had a keyboard for my iPad that can't be destroyed, stolen, stop working etc.

[Tjakka5]

Granted, you lose your Ipad.


I wish I was a duck.

[danny_delmax1]

Granted, you get killed and sold to a fancy restaurant, but they accidentally burn you and you get thrown in the trash, burnt, dead, and rejected.

I wish I had a turtle in real life (the robot one).

[apemanzilla]

Granted, but the only program that works on it is "hello"

I wish that gregtech machines weren't so realistically hard to craft.

[Tjakka5]

Granted, they now only cost cobble, however, it is EXTREMELY rare now.



I wish I had a miserable life.