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#81 Shnupbups

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 08:29 PM

Granted, however time will now speed up so the next three hours will now go by in less than a second, and the rest of time is normal.

I wish that I could never run out of monthly download/upload quota.

#82 Alekso56

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 09:04 PM

Granted,but your internet speed will now be reduced to 0,1 bit

i wish that i had a working headset.

#83 SuicidalSTDz

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 11:50 PM

Granted, however, the usb cord breaks shortly after, rendering your working headset useless.

I wish I had a waffle?

#84 Tiin57

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 11:59 PM

View PostSuicidalSTDz, on 22 March 2013 - 11:50 PM, said:

Granted, however, the usb cord breaks shortly after, rendering your working headset useless.

I wish I had a waffle?
Granted, but the waffle is 15 years old.

I wish I wasn't stupid.

#85 Cranium

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Posted 23 March 2013 - 02:27 AM

Granted, you are now the most intelligent man on earth. However, the public scorns you for it since you are now a pompous ass. You cannot take the agony of rejection, and hang yourself with a crusty tube sock.

I wish that I could have a doppelganger power. The ability to make copies of myself that are exactly the same as me. More me's less work.

#86 KaoS

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Posted 23 March 2013 - 03:02 AM

granted but you cannot control them and they imprison you forever

I wish I could remove anyone from existence for being unintelligent

#87 Cranium

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Posted 23 March 2013 - 03:08 AM

Granted, but you are also removed.

I wish that mod owners would be able to update their mods instantly. I hate having to wait for mods to update.(eloraam)

#88 KaoS

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Posted 23 March 2013 - 03:15 AM

View PostCranium, on 23 March 2013 - 03:08 AM, said:

Granted, but you are also removed.
to be honest I could live with that :)

granted but they will choose not to

I wish Google didn't break Chrome in the latest release

#89 TheOddByte

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Posted 23 March 2013 - 03:47 AM

Granted, But it will break in the next release.
Ï wish that I had done 1337 posts.

#90 KaoS

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Posted 23 March 2013 - 04:04 AM

granted but 1337 loses all meaning to you, becoming just another number

I wish I had more artistic aptitudes

#91 theoriginalbit

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Posted 23 March 2013 - 04:11 AM

granted but you loose all other aptitudes

I sometimes wish TV shows and movies were real :P

#92 KaoS

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Posted 23 March 2013 - 04:35 AM

granted, let's play a game...

I wish I could alter reality at a whim

#93 Lyqyd

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Posted 23 March 2013 - 06:01 AM

Granted, but the only change you can make is to turn cream cheese into sour cream.

I wish I was never tired.

#94 Bubba

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Posted 23 March 2013 - 06:59 AM

Granted, but only because you are doomed to sleep forever.

I wish that I never had to take another test.

#95 SuicidalSTDz

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Posted 23 March 2013 - 08:13 AM

Granted, you are now assigned quizzes instead

I wish Century Links DNS servers didn't crash every two seconds

#96 Bubba

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Posted 23 March 2013 - 08:33 AM

Granted. Instead, they crash every second.

I wish that I could type at 500 WPM.

#97 ds84182

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Posted 23 March 2013 - 08:40 AM

Granted. But your fingers burn off at that speed.

I wish I had my Proxy server set up.

#98 SuicidalSTDz

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Posted 23 March 2013 - 02:58 PM

Granted, however, you will never be able to use it

I wish I had a taco ^_^

#99 Shnupbups

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Posted 23 March 2013 - 03:13 PM

Granted, but the taco is filled with noting but cockroaches.

I wish cleaning mah room didn't take so long.

#100 SuicidalSTDz

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Posted 23 March 2013 - 03:34 PM

Granted, however, now you must clean the rooms of others

I wish I never would have seen this and this





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