3330 replies to this topic

[joostlek]

Granted, your pc crashes badly and you only can.speak AAAAAAAA

i wish i stole the pyramids

[Mackan90096]

Granted. But since you stole them, the cops find you and put you in jail.

I wish I had more money I could use to buy things.

(By that I mean that money won't be worth less etc.)

[Tjakka5]

joostlek, on 29 June 2013 - 01:19 PM, said:

Granted, your pc crashes badly and you only can.speak AAAAAAAA

In what way does this corrupt my wish?

[Creeper367]

Granted, You now have 1 cent more to buy stuff with!

I wish that Minecraft had a Smiley Face picture block that took up a 9x9 wall

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, but every time you build a 9x9(or bigger) wall it explodes.

I wish all my money would be worthless.

[Mackan90096]

Granted. But all money in the world get worthless, making your money worth just as much.

I wish I could use photshop really good

[apemanzilla]

Granted, you know how to use the original version of Photoshop extremely well.

I wish my cats wouldn't attack me when I try to pet them.

[Mackan90096]

Granted. They now attack you when you dont pet them.

I wish I could implement graphics in C++

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, but you can't do if statements in C++ anymore and you can't learn them again.

I wish I could code Unreal engine 5 in 5 minutes.
Edit: forgot to wish

[Mackan90096]

// out of game

KingOfNoobs, on 02 July 2013 - 03:08 AM, said:

Granted, but you can't do if statements in C++ anymore and you can't learn them again.

your wish?

[Apfeldstrudel]

Granted, but you may only write hello world programs

I wish that lua had switch statements

[lieudusty]

Granted but all other elements will be removed

I wish I could run around on the street and not get stared at.

[Apfeldstrudel]

Granted, but you cannot waer clothes.

I wish i was a goat

[Zudo]

Granted, but you can never be a human again.

I wish my F****** LAPTOP WOULDN'T OVERHEAT!

[Apfeldstrudel]

Granted, but it will crash every time you press "w".

I wish lua defined variables

[Jappards]

Granted, your laptop now freezes and shuts down every 5 minutes ninja`d

Granted, but lua no longer is able to use an API, making lua useless

I wish i fully learned Java and Minecraft Forge and that i`m able to use it and make fully functional code, so corrupting this wish doesn`t effect my programming in any way.

[Apfeldstrudel]

Granted, but your mods must not contain textures.

I wish iPhones had a better keyboard...

[Mackan90096]

Granted. But iPhones dont exist anymore.

I wish more people accepted bronies and were bronies.

[Tjakka5]

Gi- gi, as a brony...
I... Cant...
Granted, everyone is now a brony.

I wish I could make my own Mlp (My little pony) episodes.

[Apfeldstrudel]

Granted, but you may not include ponies.

I wish i could make things look nice