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[Tjakka5]

Granted, but they are not practical in any way.


I wish I had a metal door.

[Ryltarr]

Granted, however it is Uranium.

I wish I had found this game sooner.

[Tjakka5]

Granted, you found it before it existed, creating a paradox, ripping the universe apart.

I wish I was better at Kerbal Space Program.
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[thepowdertoy]

Granted, you are better in KSP and because you are better you build a huge rocket that got a Proton accident at launch and corrupting your save

I wish I could blink (short range TP)

[Ryltarr]

Granted, but you may only blink into the ground.

I wish all video games were free for me.

[Dlcruz129]

Granted, but your computer's OS is changed to DOS.

I wish this hotel had better wifi.

[Zudo]

Granted. It is 0.001% better.

I wish that steam would stop sending me event notifications.

[Tjakka5]

Granted, they now send you notifications when there's not an event.

I wish it was morning.

[Ryltarr]

Granted, you now teleport into the time zone that is morning all the time.

I wish that I was a wizard.

[apemanzilla]

Ryltarr, on 04 July 2013 - 12:46 PM, said:

Granted, you now teleport into the time zone that is morning all the time.

I wish that I was a wizard.

I don't see how that corrupts his wish... It just grants it.

[lieudusty]

Granted, but you will only have a wizard hat

I wish I had a 4K computer monitor.

[apemanzilla]

Granted, but the extra memory needed by the drivers leaves almost none for anything else.

I wish piston doors weren't so difficult to build.

[Ryltarr]

Granted, but they are no longer impressive.

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Apemanzilla, on 05 July 2013 - 12:11 PM, said:

Ryltarr, on 04 July 2013 - 12:46 PM, said:

Granted, you now teleport into the time zone that is morning all the time.

I wish that I was a wizard.

I don't see how that corrupts his wish... It just grants it.

Well, teleported to that time zone as in he's always moving to a different time zone.

I wish that resource packs were mods already.

[tonkku107]

Granted, but there are no more resource and/or texture packs anymore. Just mods

I wish for... mods...

[Zambonie]

Granted,but all of them are SOO hard to use and they dont have a wiki or any type of recource to give you information on them.And they cost a million dollors to buy each.

I wish I had a avatar that has a person holding a sign saying "Don't feed the troll"

[TheOddByte]

Granted, But now noone will ever look at your avatar

I wish that I would finish my website tonight and that it would be great and working perfectly

[Zambonie]

Granted, but all of a sudden you did something wrong that made your computer explode and you lost your website.

I wish people could look at my avatar.

[TheOddByte]

Granted, But your avatar changes into a banana instead of the one you have now :3

I wish I had an energy drink in my hand right now

[Tjakka5]

Granted, it however, aint in a can, dripping of your hand, and making a mess of your surroundings.

Spoiler

Maybe you should say "I want a can of energy drink in my hand".

I wish Tomb Raider 2013 wasnt that easy.

[oWave]

Granted, but you'll never finish the tutorial

I wish my current connection would be better (at least 200 kb/s. 10 kb/s are really not enough...)