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[Lyqyd]

Granted, but you now must live in R'lyeh.

I wish we could store electricity in the energy densities found in IC2 storage blocks.

[Apfeldstrudel]

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Granted , but you will only be able to use copper calbles (uniksulated)

I wish i knew what matmos is ( swedish for mashed food)

[Sxw]

Granted, but you will not know what anything else means.

I wish I could have a forcefield.

[Zudo]

Granted, but it only lasts 5 minutes.

I wish there were no ****heads on the internet.

[MudkipTheEpic]

Granted, noone has a head made of four aterisks anymore.

I wish pizza was a color.

[reububble]

Granted but it exists beyond the visible spectrum

I wish my wish won't be corrupted

[Tjakka5]

Granted, You are now a goat.

I wish rainbow was a color.

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, but now every other color except pizza and purple don't exist anymore.

I wish windows was using Unix and the windows cmd.exe and windows powershell wouldn't exist anymore.

[reububble]

Granted but you use a mac.

I wish my mother-in-law was hot

[Tjakka5]

Granted, she's so hot the burned to ashes.

I wish I wouldnt get ninja'd ._.

[basdxz]

Ok, but you will get ninja'd in other places for the rest of your life.

I wish that all the minecraft magic mods got discontinued.

[apemanzilla]

Granted, but only because the authors were re-writing them even better than they currently are (/>)

I wish turtles weren't blind.

[Mackan90096]

Granted. They cant move now.

I wish I had more time to be by my computer.

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, but you have to be by your computer at least 5 hours a day and the only application you can run is a Brainf*ck-interpreter.

I wish I could use noclip in reallife.

[Engineer]

Granted, but you are normal again when you are into something and sufficates.

I wish I finish my programs once I satrt them...

[mistertimn]

Granted. But you get so many good ideas that you are in a never ending state of coding.

I wish for more sushi.

[Geforce Fan]

Granted, but the sushi highly toxic

I wish for this wish not to be corrupted.

[mistertimn]

Granted, but it causes a paradox and causes error: too long without yielding.

I wish for a nicer watch.

[Geforce Fan]

Granted, but it cannot tell time
I wish for this wish to BE corrupted without being corrupted :3

[Lyqyd]

Granted, null wish.

I wish the poster above had come up with a more creative wish!