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[Geforce Fan]

Granted, but I won't use it
Edit: Read that wrong
Replacement:
Granted, but it's only in an alternate universe you can't visit
I wish for pancakes

[mistertimn]

Granted. You know have 50 cakes with frying pans baked into them.

I wish I was better at math.

[Geforce Fan]

Granted, but you got so good at math your brain could not handle it and your head exploded.
I wish I knew all the US government secrets but the government doesn't know I know them. Only I know.

[mistertimn]

Granted. But you find out that you knowing all the secrets was actually a government plan all along.

I wish for U80R [email protected] SK||Z.

[Geforce Fan]

Granted, but you can't use the interwebs anymore.

I wish for my internet to become 400% faster 24/7 instantly and in this universe

[MudkipTheEpic]

Granted, but everyone in the universe including you turned into ponies, except me (I isnt a bronie ). MUAHAHAHAHAH XD

I wish MLP never happened.

[Tjakka5]

Granted, Maui Land & Pineapple Co. has never existed.
(I cant let the other thing die.)

I wish season 4 of My Little Pony was done already and that I can watch it, and it wont suck, with all the characters that do stuff that they should do.

[Geforce Fan]

Granted, but you can't use it

I wish My Little Pony was dead and everyone who is a bronie was converted into a non-bronie

[apemanzilla]

Granted, I hate it too.

I wish that if Lyqyd sees this I won't get banned.

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Granted, if Lyqid sees your post, you won't get banned on Facebook.

I wish I would understand how to use openGL.

[apemanzilla]

Granted, you now have logic while watching TV with closed captioning.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside.

[Geforce Fan]

Granted. It is now -1,000 F outside.
I wish I could make the tiny o on iPod

[apemanzilla]

Granted, holding 0 (Zero) on the English keyboard writes the degree symbol. However, your iPod will break.

I wish it wasn't raining.

[Shnupbups]

Granted, now it's sunny. Too sunny. Too hot. The sun engulfs the Earth.

I wish I didn't have to go to school when the other half of the world have holidays

_{winter holidays ftw}

[Geforce Fan]

Granted, but only in another universe.


I wish underwater building in minecraft wasn't so hard.

[Nanobot]

Granted, but you can't breath above water anymore.

I wish that the next person is incapable of corrupting this wish.

[Zudo]

Granted, but I hack your account and edit the post. (Have I created something weird here?)

I wish my internet speed was as good as nitrogenfingers's!

Spoiler

Nitro's:



Mine:

[Tjakka5]

Granted, however, there comes a innovative new 'version' of the internet that makes everything 20x as fast, but Nitro doesnt want it, thus you are stuck with his internet.


I wish for peanuts.