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[apemanzilla]

Granted, it's a null wish.

I wish McDonald's was healthy.

[jay5476]

granted but McDonalds close down, I wish that i had infinite non-poisonous always cooked pies to eat

[Tiin57]

Granted, but you only get them after you're dead.

I wish I owned a Xeon.

[Zudo]

Granted, but it explodes on touch

I wish that system() in PHP added newlines to the output.

Spoiler

The output of system("cal") in Linux:

August 2013 Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa 1 2 _ _3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31

Nope.

[apemanzilla]

Granted, it adds 30 newlines when you call it.

I wish bottled water was always cold.

[TheOddByte]

Granted, The water is so cold it's ice all the time but the bottle feels warm
I wish I wasn't super tired right now...

[Kamefrede]

Granted,but you must stay awake forever until you die

I wish i had a robot that would program lua for me

[TheOddByte]

Granted, But it will only program this for you

word = "Hello World!"
print(string.sub(word,0,0))

I wish that the next person would do +1 to every post in this game!

[RatcheT2497]

Granted, but the +1 had been replaced with the -99999 button.

I wish i could go to any game i want. The games that don't have instant game overs, and ikari warriors on NES.

[jay5476]

granted but you have you finish each game instantly and have to watch endless credits ( what a bore) I wish that I could be a penguin

[RatcheT2497]

Granted, but you will only be able to be on a 5 by 2 m island >=D

I wish i could upgrade all my weapons in R&C 2 instantly >=/

[jay5476]

granted but game crashes and you lose all saved data, I wish I could die a horrible death

[RatcheT2497]

Granted, but before you die, someone saves you >

I wish i was able to buy any game on steam, for free, and without it crashing

[jay5476]

granted, but your a hacker the FBI's been looking for so you get looked in prison with no acsess to steam, I wish I the person who posts below me would permentaly die

[TheOddByte]

Granted, I permanently die in a game I'll never play..
I wish I had 10 million IP in LoL and that every character costs 1 IP :3

[Ryltarr]

Granted, but every champion is now a minion.

I wish that I could start a topic on this forum.

[Bubba]

Granted, but you lose the ability to type.

I wish that I could control my computer with my mind.

[TheOddByte]

Granted, But the computer can also control you and thus it's very lethal if you get hacked

I wish I had 4G on my phone..

[RatcheT2497]

Graned, but your phone will crash everytime you turn it on >=D

I wish i coulld play american games on my europan PS2 without using a chip or swapdisk :/

[Ryltarr]

Granted, your PS2 is stolen and the insurance replaces it with an American one.

I wish that I could teach the players on my server lua.