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[RatcheT2497]

A doctor made a naked hologram porshe and killed Enzo.

rocket, wrench, guy, derp, asphalt

[bentallea]

a rocket guy derped asphallt with a wrench

tuna radio fish phone soda

[Lootman5]

I opened my tuna and turned on my radio to find my fish eating my phone next to my soda.

tissues sharpener wallpaper pipe card

[Zambonie]

I put a tissue on my pencil, and sharpened it, also put some wallpaper on a pipe and a card wrapped to my phone.

Mouse, Keyboard, Cup, Fish, Smoke Detector

[Alice]

My brother threw a burnt fish at my cup, spilling it on my mouse and keyboard, which fizzled, caught on fire, and set off the smoke detector.

pastebin, supercalifragilisticexpialidotious (Don't know how to spell.), pancake, Death, squirrel

[MudkipTheEpic]

Death, on 10 January 2014 - 09:11 PM, said:

My brother threw a burnt fish at my cup, spilling it on my mouse and keyboard, which fizzled, caught on fire, and set off the smoke detector.

pastebin, supercalifragilisticexpialidotious (Don't know how to spell.), pancake, Death, squirrel

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is a squirrel of DEATH who puts pancakes on pastebin.


coolidge, unbigoted, overdebilitate, harked, sur

:3

[biggest yikes]

My unbigoted overdebiliate harked son went to sur to drink some coolidge.

explosive, chicken, font, trinitrotolune, winter

[c4ooo]

In winter the explosive chicken did not know what font to wright 'trinitrotoluene' in.

Words : derpy, trebuchet, flower, man, dog

Edited by c4ooo, 23 April 2014 - 09:53 PM.

[Lootman5]

My derpy flower dog ate a man next to a trebuchet.

Hunch, Guitar, Toilet, Can, Mince Beef

Edited by Lootman5, 30 May 2014 - 08:39 AM.

[zekesonxx]

I had a hunch that the guitar was shaped like a toilet, so I threw a can of minced beef at it.

Words: Bottle, twilight (the period of time, not the book/movie or pony), slinky, key, phone

[Lua.is.the.best]

Randomly at twilight, a bottle with a key in it flies through the sky while a phone drops through a slinky.
Error, OS, Lua, Users, ComputerCraft

[Wojbie]

Most new ComputerCraft Users decide to write their own OS in Lua despite all the Errors they get.


Acorn, Apple, Fox, Box, Phone

[computercraftprogrammer]

The acorn fell beside the apple, but the fox got stuck inside the box. After a while the fox pulled out his phone to call for help.

pony, space, rock, block, maple

[Rectar2]

I hate My Little Pony so much, I want to throw all the ponies into space, towards that giant floating white rock. I then wish to block all MLP fans on Maple Story.

Train, cake, editor, Wheatley, abdomen.

Edited by Rectar2, 05 August 2014 - 10:59 PM.

[Alice]

Wheatley's abdomen ended up in a cake editor, which was then shipped on a train.

Biscuit, Cruor, bacon, ladies, taco

[Luca_S]

I was eating biscuit. Then some ladies appeared they gave me bacon and Cruor, while they were eating a taco.

Bed,Hero,day,skyscraper,Computercraft

[_removed]

A hero who lives in a skyscraper stuck in bed when its day and thinking why don't they add tablets into computercraft.

Aftershave, Guitars, Curtains, Toilet Paper, Cuddly Bear

[Luca_S]

Hey Pocket PC are nearly tablets, why do you ignore them

[CreeperWiz]

linux,minecrft,fourm,like,sad

[Creator]

I like Linux, but the minecraft forums are rather sad.

Piano Processor Moon Existence Philosophy