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[jesusthekiller]

You fount good programming/nerdy joke? Share it

So, I'll start:

[Mads]

These aren't really programming jokes. They're just webcomics from xkcd.

[jesusthekiller]

Most of them are about programming tho...

[H4X0RZ]

Why does programers allways mix up haloween and christmas?

because OKT 31 is DEZ 24

[ShadowedZenith]

This is possibly the most unfunny joke I've ever heard, but, I get a small chuckle out of it none the less.

Java walks into the CPU and sits down. It looks to the OS and asks "What's on the menu?" The OS replies "Nothing, you've already eating all of the ram and swap".

[M4sh3dP0t4t03]

Freack100, on 19 July 2013 - 06:31 AM, said:

Why does programers allways mix up haloween and christmas?

because OKT 31 is DEZ 24 />

That's wrong! Christmas is DEC 25. DEC 24 would be OCT 30.

[H4X0RZ]

KingOfNoobs, on 19 July 2013 - 09:03 AM, said:

Freack100, on 19 July 2013 - 06:31 AM, said:

Why does programers allways mix up haloween and christmas?

because OKT 31 is DEZ 24 />/>

That's wrong! Christmas is DEC 25. DEC 24 would be OCT 30.

Really?

[Lyqyd]

Half of the point of xkcd is the "alt-text" (technically the title text) for each image. You should link to the pages rather than hotlinking the images.

[Zudo]

Spoiler

for i = 1, 500 do													
print("I will not throw paper at the teacher")		
end	

Would your IT teacher accept this for detention?

[Dlcruz129]

Don't we already have a jokes topic?

[Cranium]

I'm thinking this is unnecessary, considering you are just posting ONE comic...
We can all go to the damned site and read all of those.

[Zee]

ZudoHackz, on 19 July 2013 - 10:14 AM, said:

Spoiler

for i = 1, 500 do													
print("I will not throw paper at the teacher")		
end	

Would your IT teacher accept this for detention?

I would accept this if I was a teacher.

[Orwell]

ZudoHackz, on 19 July 2013 - 10:14 AM, said:

Spoiler

for i = 1, 500 do													
print("I will not throw paper at the teacher")		
end	

Would your IT teacher accept this for detention?

No, he wouldn't due to lack of indentation.

[PixelToast]

and its in lua wich is waaaay to easy
make it in C instead

[Mads]

PixelToast, on 19 July 2013 - 08:14 PM, said:

and its in lua wich is waaaay to easy />
make it in C instead

C is easy too. Do it in Assembly!

section .data
text: db "I will not throw paper at the teacher.", 0x0A
len: equ $-text

section .text
    global _start

_start:
    push 0

    loop:
        mov eax, 4
        mov ebx, 1
        mov ecx, text
        mov edx, len
        int 0x80

        inc dword [esp]
        cmp dword [esp], 500
        jl loop

    pop edx
    mov eax, 1
    mov ebx, 0
    int 0x80

[jesusthekiller]

Guy wants to borrow 500$ from his friend. He got 512$ to "round it up"

[iownall555]

Do you want to hear a UDP joke?
Nevermind you probably won't get it.


The only one I can currently think of.

[Mads]

Why do many Java users wear glasses?
Because the don't C-Sharp!

[DaGamer12345]

They said Java sucks... I made them return false;

[jesusthekiller]

Fount in heavily commented shell script:

# export data
export DATA