Thankfully, quotes generally have links back to the
original post in context.
The issue turned out to be that people were attempting to use a script Direwolf wrote (which puts a list of Mystcraft book names up on a touch display so you can press them to generate portals) with an older version of OpenPeripheral. Which, due to OpenPeripheral's "special" documentation system... well, there were a few threads springing up about the matter at the time.
That function I wrote was a work-around (written from the perspective of someone who doesn't watch MineCraft YouTube videos nor wanted to install various versions of OpenPeripheral until he found the "right one"), though it'll likely need "slot.destination" replaced with "slot.name" to work (as mentioned in my complete original post).