4 Choices
#101
Posted 11 July 2015 - 06:47 PM
As you help Direwolf20 code, a mysterious monster approaches you, complaining about how you are not indenting your code. Suddenly, you wake up from your dream and wonder why you was dreaming about microwaving frogs. It is 6AM, and you need to wake up for work. As you turn on the television, you hear a loud, banging noise coming from your garden. You peer out of the window, only to find oeed banging on your titanium door, thus breaking his hands. You open the door and ask what he wants. It turns out he wants to know if could he "borrow" my new CCIDE to code the next version of Sillica.
A: Allow him to use it
B: Tell him to ... (Add what you want here)
C: Punch him in the face
D: Slam the door in his face, consequently knocking him out.
#102
Posted 12 July 2015 - 04:04 AM
He understands and says he'll be back tomorrow.
But then you are abducted by more Aliens!
You wake up in a surgery room, and 2 aliens are busy.
A. Try to punch em like a boss!
B. Pretend its a dream.
C. Star blankly
D. Just accept it.
#103
Posted 12 July 2015 - 08:16 AM
As you stare blankly into the alien eyes, they say: "í ½í±Œâ˜ží ½í²£". Luckily, you had your alien translator on you. The translator said, "We're not gonna hurt you, we're saving you from oeed." I said, "Why?" Translator puts it into "✿". They said, "✿? @#~§4ø" (which means (translated), "Why? Well, oeed is trying to kill you")
A. Scream of shock
B. Ask why your in a surgery room
C. Be shocked that your alien translator works
D. Do nothing and and fall asleep.
#104
Posted 01 August 2015 - 08:38 AM
then you wake up after a long sleep, but they are still going. you want to find out more, but first you need to get out of the surgery room.
A. wait for the aliens to be done
B. steal their medical set and fix it yourself
C. run away
D. call for more help to get it done quicker
#105
Posted 01 August 2015 - 04:02 PM
They finish up.
They then say that they have made you more powerful, and you now possess the power of telekinesis.
Then, the aliens come under attack and as you look outside, you see a green ship.
A. Crush it with your telekinetic powers
B. Laugh at it.
C. Get some coffee.
D. Read the newspaper... (How did you even find this?)
#106
Posted 01 August 2015 - 11:01 PM
you notice an article saying a plane had crashed, and it was the plane you sent oeed on to go to canada. it says he was the only survivor after landing on his OneOS, but has serious brain damage. now you know why he's trying to kill you
you want to:
A. help him
B. stay away from him
C. lock yourself in the bathroom hoping he doesn't find you
D. dismiss it and continue to read the newspaper (where you have no idea where you got from)
#107
Posted 13 August 2015 - 11:44 AM
You dismissed that article. Someone is knocking on the door.
A. Open the door
B. Block the door and close all windows
C. Run away
D. ignore it and continue to read the newspaper (where you have no idea where you got from)
#108
Posted 13 August 2015 - 01:42 PM
You ignored the door and kept reading the mysterious article when suddenly oeed pops thru the wall and screams I IS GONNA KEILL U
A. Say to oeed: Lol.
B. Say to oeed: Just come at me bro.
C. Fall asleep
D. Scream like a little girl and run away
#109
Posted 13 August 2015 - 10:13 PM
You laugh at him, and then he explodes.
A.Resume the newpaper.
B.Rejoin the reality.
cptdeath58, on 01 August 2015 - 04:02 PM, said:
They finish up.
They then say that they have made you more powerful, and you now possess the power of telekinesis.
Then, the aliens come under attack and as you look outside, you see a green ship.
A. Crush it with your telekinetic powers
B. Laugh at it.
C. Get some coffee.
D. Read the newspaper... (How did you even find this?)
D.Sit 'n' think
#110
Posted 13 August 2015 - 10:25 PM
As you think, you fall into an existential crisis. Wondering why anything is and what is the point to everything.
Do you...
A. Think some more
B. Roll on the floor
C. Cry hysterically
D. Call up a friend and ask for help
#111
Posted 15 August 2015 - 06:20 AM
You took out your phone but wasn't sure who to call.
A. Neil Armstrong
B. Chuck Norris
C. Bill Gatez
D. Tim Cook
#112
Posted 15 August 2015 - 07:52 AM
you call bill gates, he says to you 'HELLO WORLD!' so you hang up. you now call:
A. Neil Armstrong
B. Chuck Norris
C. try Bill Gates again
D. oeed
#113
Posted 16 August 2015 - 08:49 AM
You called the dead Oeed he said: i´m so sorry for trying to kill you later, mind if i come over and have some tea?
A. NO!
B. Yas!
C. Scream
D. Stand still for 3.928768 seconds
#114
Posted 20 August 2015 - 12:40 AM
You hear Oeed hang up, and now you can:
A. Run as far as Forest Gump did.
B. Call the dead 1lann
C. Start making tea
D. Make pie
#115
Posted 20 August 2015 - 12:42 AM
In the process of making tea, you realize that you do not know how to make tea and the result is a green and brown sludge.
Do you...
A. Drink the sludge.
B. Re-ring Oeed and offer him the sludge.
C. Ring 1lann and offer the sludge.
D. Use the sludge to make pie.
#116
Posted 20 August 2015 - 09:52 AM
You re-rang oeed to offer him your sludge and he said I LUV SLODGE!!!111 then he said Sample Text and he knocked at the door, you opened the door and you sat down and talk about:
A. Why you tried to kill me?
B. How can you still be alive because u died?
C. How can you still be alive because u died and why did you kill me?
D. How it felt turning into dust because someone laughed at u?
#117
Posted 21 August 2015 - 07:51 AM
A
he was saying he had brain damage, and caused him to go crazy. he thought it was the apocalypse.
you now want to:
A. be friends with him
B. support him and defend him
C. laugh at him
D. ask more
#118
Posted 21 August 2015 - 05:35 PM
A
He was happy because you still wanted to be friends with him. You now do:
A. Play some Pokemon
B. Play some Minecraft
C. Help
D. Sit still for 3.14 seconds
Edited by CherryPie, 21 August 2015 - 05:36 PM.
#119
Posted 21 August 2015 - 05:46 PM

Let's do this! SQUIRTLE!
PKMN trainer OEED sent out ZIGZAGOON!
What does SQUIRTLE do?
A: Tackle (TYPE/NORMAL)
B: Water Gun (TYPE/WATER)
C: Bubble (TYPE/WATER)
D: Tail Whip (TYPE/NORMAL)
#120
Posted 22 August 2015 - 06:19 PM
You tackle........ tackle... tack..... tac.. tack.. bzzzz...... it was very unaff.... affecti.. safely.... Sorry but Pokejava crashed. U and need got so mad that u threw your pokemon game in your sludge and then drinker it... Tasty. But oeed got stomach pain because of the crashed pokemon game so he:
A. Went to the toilet for 3.45647645 hours.
B. Took to the doctor.
C. Called Marty McFly.
D. Called Emmet Brown.
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