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[Konlab]

cptdeath58, on 03 October 2015 - 02:58 PM, said:

C.

You teleport, but unexpected things happened.
You are now outside a medival castle with a french taunter.

A. Kill him
B. Attempt to out-taunt him.
C. Run away
D. Laugh

C. You ran away.
You found yourself in a forest.
A. Reactivate teleporting and teleport back to future
B. Show people in medieval age how useful quantum computers are
C. Go back to stone age
D. Check if somebody is following you.

[CherryPie]

A.
You teleported back to the future. You are now the year October 24th 2015, GREAT SCOTT! There are flying cars, hover boards, Biff Tannens, Marty McFlies and much more kewl stuff. *Electric noise* Something smelled bad and you got nausea BOOM back with oeed.

A. Cry.
B. Die.
C. Dance with oeed again and show him a picture of yourself when you were 2 years old. (Remember the moustache)
D. Read the newspaper an alien just gave you.

Edited by CherryPie, 03 October 2015 - 09:12 PM.

[Konlab]

CherryPie, on 03 October 2015 - 09:12 PM, said:

A.
You teleported back to the future. You are now the year October 24th 2015, GREAT SCOTT! There are flying cars, hover boards, Biff Tannens, Marty McFlies and much more kewl stuff. *Electric noise* Something smelled bad and you got nausea BOOM back with oeed.

A. Cry.
B. Die.
C. Dance with oeed again and show him a picture of yourself when you were 2 years old. (Remember the moustache)
D. Read the newspaper an alien just gave you.

D. You are reading the quantum newspaper, where you are reading that PoCCemon is a big hit!

A. Buy PoCCemon console for € 10^32
B. Buy PoCCemon console Chinese edition for € 10^-32
C. Buy PoCCemon factory from oeed for € 10^9
D. Learn math to calculate how many log10(10^0) is!

[Waitdev_]

D.
you try learning it. your teacher gives you an F. time for a new plan!

A. look it up
B. use a calculator
21. try to work it out yourself
D. ignore it

Edited by Wait_, 04 October 2015 - 11:03 AM.

[Konlab]

Wait_, on 04 October 2015 - 10:49 AM, said:

D.
you try learning it. your teacher gives you an F. time for a new plan!

A. look it up
B. use a calculator
21. try to work it out yourself
D. ignore it

21. It's really simple and easy
10^0 is 1
log10(1) is 0

You calculate it but you forgot that there was a ^-1 on the end

A. Calculate how many 0^-1 is and make a singularity
B. Ignore it
C. Buy PoCCemon for € 25 (Sale -99.99%!)
D. Read a newspaper

[Zambonie]

B. Read a newspaper.

In the newspaper, you find out that an unknown specie of aliens have sent us a message, saying that they will invade us.

You either:

A Scream out "ALIENS ARE INVADING US!!!"
B Keep calm and don't tell anyone
C Gather a bunch of weapons and start an army for killing off the aliens
D You dig I hole and hide in it for 50 years.

Edited by Zambonie, 19 October 2015 - 08:48 PM.

[Konlab]

Zambonie, on 19 October 2015 - 08:46 PM, said:

B. Read a newspaper.

In the newspaper, you find out that an unknown specie of aliens have sent us a message, saying that they will invade us.

You either:

A Scream out "ALIENS ARE INVADING US!!!"
B Keep calm and don't tell anyone
C Gather a bunch of weapons and start an army for killing off the aliens
D You dig I hole and hide in it for 50 years.

C.
You made an army of swords, which have turtles as weapon now you can

A. Stop the aliens
B. Read the newspaper
C. Invade the world of Minecraft
D. Go sleep

[Waitdev_]

D.

while you started to fall asleep you remember the aliens were trying to help you and oeed, so you get the aliens (and ooed) and discuss what they were trying to do.
but, you forgot your alien translator. gotta get that sleep though, when you wake up!

A. program a new translator with oeed
B. look for the translator
C. ask if they have a translator
D. ask if they have a translator, yet realizing they still don't know english.

[oeed]

<offtopic>
You know, I had literally zero idea that my fate was being written on this thread... creepy
</offtopic>

A

After adding the final shiny buttons and other tiny little pointless details no one will notice to your program, Babel Fisher, oeed makes four suggestions.

A: ➢・✸ ❖※❀
B: ௹₴∅ ♨︎
C: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
D: ¿℞ℳ ₺₩₲₠!

To your dismay, you realise that oeed also only speaks alien, so you can't actually understand him. Lucky for you though, you just programmed a new translated with oeed (somehow without talking to each other), so you can understand oeed's suggestions:


With the translator, you translate their message and realised they asked you, "Do you want to join us for a drink that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea?"

A: Take a seat on the strangely familiar green coloured stools and drink your 'tea' and precariously nibble on the strangely familiar blue 'scones'.
B: DON'T PANIC
C: Suggest you instead go to the famed 'Restaurant and the End of the Universe'
D: Get on board the alien's strangely familiar looking spacecraft, the Starship Bistromath.



...yeah if you haven't read all the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books (which you should do, they're hilarious) you're probably only going to get about 42% of these references.

Edited by oeed, 04 November 2015 - 07:42 AM.

[LDDestroier]

B. DON'T PANIC

I failed. Screaming seemed to have angered oeed, and now he...um...

Uhhh...!

I cannot grasp the true form of oeed's attack!

...oh, it's a PSI Rockin B. Figured.


A: PSI Lifeup Omega
B: PSI Rockin Omega
C: Bash
D: Run Away

[jv110]

D: Run Away

You run away, and fall into a dark hole. The hole closes, and it seems you are stuck in an extremely dark cavern. You can't see anything.

You open up your backpack and search for something useful, and end up finding a lighter, a wooden sword and a gun.

A: Lit up the lighter
B: Walk around holding your sword, but blind
C: Shoot blindly
D: Walk around blind

[LewisTehMinerz]

A: Lit up the lighter

You see thousands of killer bats.

A: Shoot them
B: Run away
C: Stand there
D: Play dead

[Saldor010]

C: Stand there

The bats swarm you and scar you for life. Your name is now Bruce Wayne and you are the Batman.

A: Go to the Batcave.
B: I don't wanna be Batman!
C: Fly around Gotham.
D: Kill Alfred.

[LDDestroier]

A: Go to the Batcave.

But on your way, you were ambushed by sharks!

A: Bat Shark Repellent™
B: Battarang
C: Radium Laser
D: Pull a Captain Kirk

[manu_03]

A: Bat Shark Repellent™

Wait. It repells Sharks, but attracts snakes.

A.Use 8 4 6 2 keys to make it eat its own tail.
B. Run
C. Play dead
D. Walk over them trying to kill them

[jv110]

A: Use 8 4 6 2 keys to make it eat its own tail

They eat their own tails. You're included in "they"

A: Run to the hospital
B: Vomit
C: Eat your feet
D: Eat the rest of your body

Edited by jv110, 22 May 2016 - 03:36 AM.

[Saldor010]

D: Eat the rest of your body

.. You no longer exist...

A: Make yourself exist again.
B: Wuuut??
C: Go to the Batcave
D: Wake up from your dream.

[jv110]

A: Make yourself exist again. (Off-topic: don't put those "."s!)

That was pointless, as you're now back to your previous situation: you ate your own "tail".
A: Run to the hospital
B: Vomit
C: Eat your feet
D: Eat your mouth

Edited by jv110, 22 May 2016 - 04:34 AM.

[Saldor010]

D: Run to the hospital

You run as fast as you can, but trip on a pebble.

A: Cry
B: Keep going
C: NORTH
D: Wake up from your dream.

Edited by Jiloacom, 22 May 2016 - 11:49 AM.

[jv110]

A: Cry

You cry. Reeally cry. You cry your eyeballs off.

Suddenly, you wake up. You're covered in sheets and you can't see anything. It's like opening and closing your eyes make no difference at all. You don't know where you are.

A: Take the sheets off
B: omg
C: Kick the sheets
D: Suck a lollipop