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#41 Saldor010

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Posted 12 November 2014 - 09:06 PM

B: Go through the rip in space and time to another random point in time.

You and the shapeshifter fly off into space. You and the shapeshifter are now back in regular New York, but now in the 1940's. You and the shapeshifter are standing next to a road.

A: Go do random stuff.
B: See if you can get a donut.
C: Ask the shapeshifter if she'll turn into a bear, and growl at the oncoming cars.
D: Yell "I GOT AMNESIA!"

#42 LDDestroier

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Posted 13 November 2014 - 10:32 PM

C: Ask the shapeshifter if she'll turn into a bear, and growl at the oncomming cars.

The shapeshifter says no.
You go walk around and enter a nice restaurant. Instinctively you take out your Ubuntu Edge, and people gape at you and your magic box.

A: Show them your magic thingamajiggy.
B: Shout 'SUDDEN DEATH' and tear your shirt off, exposing your 'Arnold Schwartzenegger muscles'.
C: Attempt to buy some food.
D: NORTH

#43 Saldor010

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Posted 13 November 2014 - 11:20 PM

D: NORTH

You shout "NORTH!" then stand on your table (knocking off silverware onto the floor in the process), and look northwards.

Everybody in the restaurant stares at you.

A: EAST
B: SOUTH
C: KITCHEN
D: Quietly walk out while you still have dignity..

#44 LDDestroier

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 02:55 AM

A: EAST

You shout "EAST!" as loudly as your puny human framework will allow, then point east, then sprint into the wall you were previously leaning against.

Babies are laughing at you. What's even more embarassing is that you actually turned northwest.


A: KILL DRAGON
B: NORTH
C: FORMAT C:
D: APT-GET MOO


EDIT: FInally we're getting into Collossal Cave Adventure quotes.

Edited by LDDestroier, 14 November 2014 - 02:55 AM.


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Posted 14 November 2014 - 03:11 AM

C: FORMAT C:

The adventure program is wiped from your memory, and you suddenly realize you're making a public fool of yourself. You step off of the table, and promptly exit the restaurant. It is then, that you start feeling sick. That Japanese poisoned donut is finally getting to you..

A: Jump through the rip in space and time to try and get back to Tokyo.
B: Ask the shapeshifter if she has an antidote.
C: Try and find an antidote at the local hospital.
D: Start walking down the streets of New York asking for spare change.

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 03:37 AM

C: Try and find an antidote at the local hospital.

You go to the nearest hospital, hoping to find a cure to the poison. It hurts quite a bit.
You walk up to the desk, and explain your position. The desk attendant, obviously not interested in your complaints, tells you to ask someone else. You attempt to do so and collapse on the ground, vomiting explosively. A team of doctors send you into a medical room.

The doctor tells you that everything will be just fine. Then he hands you a bitestick.

A: Scream
B: Vomit on the floor
C: Fire laser beams from your nipples and fly away to save cats from trees.
D: Cram the bitestick up your butt and poo it back out

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 03:43 AM

C: Fire laser beams from your nipples and fly away to save cats from trees.

You then use your psychic powers to slam the nurse into the wall multiple times. You then wake up from the very odd dream.

You wake up, to find that your apartment has been looted in the middle of the night. Including your bed. You're lying on the floor in your bedroom.

A: Find out who looted your apartment.
B: Go find out if any other apartments were looted.
C: Go back to sleep.
D: Go buy replacement stuff for your apartment.

#48 LDDestroier

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 03:49 AM

You sly bastard!

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 04:17 AM

C: Go back to sleep.

It's what you did in that dream, and the dream was pretty cool, so you fall back asleep on your hardwood floor. It's not the comfiest place on Earth, but you can sleep anywhere. When you wake up, it's morning and you feel really hungry. You decide to:

A: Eat your cat. You hated it anyway.
B: Eat yourself.
C: Exclaim 'Bender is great!' again for no apparent reason.
D: Fall back asleep because laziness.

Edited by Shnupbups100, 14 November 2014 - 04:20 AM.


#50 Saldor010

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Posted 17 December 2014 - 03:58 AM

C: Exclaim 'Bender is great!' again for no apparent reason.

As soon as you said ,that, Futurama turns on, on your TV. You then notice, you have a TV in your bedroom. You then notice, there's a hobo sitting next to you, humming the theme song.

A: Slap the hobo and tell him to get lost.
B: Watch Futurama with the hobo.
C: Try and go back to sleep.
D: "Woah, what?"

#51 Luca_S

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Posted 19 December 2014 - 09:06 PM

B

After you watched it, you want to watch another TV-Show, but the Hobo dont wants

A:Slap the hobo now and tell him to get lost
B.Go to your bedroom and watch the TV-Show
C:Slap the hobo and watch the TV-Show
D:Let the Hobo decide what to do with the TV

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Posted 28 February 2015 - 11:09 PM

D

You kill hobo, you want control.

1 Go to the jail
2 Commit suicide
3 RUN!
4 Play soccer with hobo's head

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Posted 01 March 2015 - 11:03 PM

3. RUN!

As you run, the police catch up to you. You find a nearby tank.

1. Jump in and kill them all
2. Jump in and run over their cars and station just cuz...
3. Go to jail.
4. Stand there and get shot a dozen times.

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Posted 03 March 2015 - 07:42 AM

2: Jump in and run over their cars and station just cuz...

Woo! You run over the police station because who cares about policemen, am I right? Suddenly some bastard pulls you out of your tank and mugs you...

A: Kill the mugger
B: Befriend the mugger
C: Yell at whoever the hell sent a mugger after you
D: Ignore the mugger, and run from the cops

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Posted 03 March 2015 - 11:31 PM

B. Befriend the mugger.

You and your friend now get back into the tank and start causing havoc in the city. But the US Army is now after you.

A.Try to fight Uncle Sam.
B.Go hide in your secret underwater base.
C.find Atlantis.
D.Surrender like a french guy.

Edited by cptdeath58, 03 March 2015 - 11:31 PM.


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:32 AM

B, I hide in my secret underwater base.

Now I'm in my secret underwater base with my friend.

But GTA 5 is coming out on Steam. You know it's good cause it's already been out on the potatoes, but... preorder...

A. Preorder that game and hope nobody notices
B. Wait for it to go on steam sale
C. Buy another game that's on a ridiculous steam sale to get your mind off it
D. Hack into Rockstar and download their dev copy of GTA 5 for the PC

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Posted 21 March 2015 - 04:53 AM

D. Hack into Rockstar and download their dev copy of GTA 5 for the PC

You successfully carry the hack out unnoticed, but then aliens visit your base.

1. Pass out
2. Get probed
3. Make a deal with them.
4. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!! *you fire a mini-gun at them*

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Posted 21 March 2015 - 08:39 PM

1. Pass out

You are now aboard the alien ship, as they have kidnapped you. You beg them to let you play the PC version of GTA 5 you hacked for, but they say no. You're also chained to a table.

They start poking you with needles...

A. Scream
B. Ask them to stop
C. Tell them a reeeaaally boring story to make them go away
D. Act hysterical to make them think they've already screwed you up, in hopes of them letting you go

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Posted 22 March 2015 - 06:55 AM

D. Act hysterical to make them think they've already screwed you up, in hopes of them letting you go

They now take you to a room, the sit you in a chair and pull a plasma pistol and stick it to your forehead. Just when the alien was about to shoot, An explosion
occurs on the ship.

1. Stay there.
2. Take action, take the pistol and kill your executors
3. FALCON PUNCH
4. Make a run for it and try to find a way out.

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Posted 22 March 2015 - 06:04 PM

3. FALCON PUNCH!
My enemies now dead, I take their high-tech pistol for later.
Now, I have some options...

1. Fix the space ship, and use it as your own(requires at least 3 bada** points)
2. Find a way off the ship
3. Play your copy of GTA 5 for PC
4. Stare at a wall.

Edited by Geforce Fan, 22 March 2015 - 06:04 PM.






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