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[Lupus590]

4. Stare at a wall.

Sorry my brain switched off, it does that...

1. Fix the space ship, and use it as your own(requires at least 3 bada** points)
2. Find a way off the ship
3. Continue to have a staring contest with the wall
4. Start talking to the wall

[Geforce Fan]

1. Fix the spaceship, and use it as your own.

Now that you have a spaceship...

1. Go to the moon
2. Go to Saturn
3. Go to Neptune
4. Go to Pluto

Edited by Geforce Fan, 22 March 2015 - 08:04 PM.

[Lupus590]

1. Go to the moon.

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back in time for breakfast!"

1. It's made of cheese! ...may need to pass on that kipper
2. *stares at wasteland* "Well this sucks"
3. I forgot my lunch, go back
4. The landing was a bit rough... OK, it was a crash! ...don't make a big deal of it

Edited by Lupus590, 22 March 2015 - 10:41 PM.

[cptdeath58]

2. *stares at wasteland* "Well this sucks"
You find the ship has a planetary destruction weapon.

1.Destroy the stupid moon.
2.You hate Earth so you destroy it.
3.Ignore and land on the moon to secretly play your GTA V
4.Activate the weapon and point randomly just because you wanna see what it does.

[Geforce Fan]

2 & 3
First, I destroy the earth, then I FINALLY sit down and play GTA V.
It's at glorious 1080P 60FPS and has amazing graphics.

Oh, and the earth. I killed 7 billion people, but meh.
The explosion was spectacular. Those people on the news seemed worried for whatever reason.
Then the news just went off.

1. Go to Saturn
2. Go to Uranus
3. Make a joke about Uranus
4. Keep playing GTA V


ALSO:
Considering we've destroyed the earth, it should be noted we can't really have any more adventures there...

Edited by Geforce Fan, 23 March 2015 - 12:06 AM.

[cptdeath58]

3. Make a joke about Uranus

You make a joke about Uranus... Sadly you start to get lonely...

1. Go to... a part of Earth and see if you can find someone?
2. Make a robot
3. Explore for new planets
4. Bshh! Lonely! I got GTA V

[AssossaGPB]

2. Make a robot

The robot goes crazy and starts destroying everything.
1. Destroy it
2. Run Away
3. Make More
4. Unleash it on an alien race

[Geforce Fan]

1. I destroy the robot!

You decide to destroy the robot.
You get bored, and water how the shattered remains of earth are doing.
You look through a telescope, to see that everyone on them is dead due to a lack of oxygen.
Well, that rules out that possibility.

You decide to go to another solar system.
You find a planet with an alien race. They have universal translators. It takes them a while to learn your language, and at first you are very confused. After a while, the translators start to learn broken English, and ask you your purpose here.
1. Tell them you destroyed your home planet and are here to destroy theirs
2. Tell them you are here to make peace
3. Tell them nothing and pretend you don't understand
4. Tell them you are simply observing (For science!)

Edited by Geforce Fan, 23 March 2015 - 10:56 PM.

[cptdeath58]

2. Tell them you are here to make peace

You befriend the aliens. They allow you to stay at their home. However, an intergalatic war has begun and the planet is now under attack.
The Aliens ask for your help.
1.Use the Death Beam(Planetary weapon) and destroy their armada.
2.Flee like a coward
3.Kill your alien friends cause you didn't like them in the first place
4.Surrender to the enemy

Edited by cptdeath58, 25 March 2015 - 12:56 AM.

[Geforce Fan]

1. I destroy the enemies.

The aliens now have respect for you and treat you as a hero.

1. Run for president
2. You have a craving. Destroy planets while they're not looking.
3. Look for a job
4. Start a company

[CreeperWiz]

4. Start a company

U NEED TO INSTALL A NEW OS

1. Mac OSX
2. Windows 7(EWW)
3. Windows 8.1(EWW)
4. Linux

[Zambonie]

3. Windows 8.1

Now that we have OS's, we need to make this company actually have a purpose..

1 ) A company in which destroys planets

2 ) A high-tech company that invents crap

3 ) Computer hardware producer

4 ) Game dev

[Geforce Fan]

4. We become a game dev company

Now, we...
1. Do 'research' on this planet's video games(play video game)
2. Start making games at the risk of being inaccurate to this planet's culture
3. Hire someone else to do everything
4. Pray to GabeN your company will be successful

[cptdeath58]

1. Do 'research' on this planet's video games(play video game)
You spend a good bit of time 'researching' video games, but its still a struggle...
1. Give up and make a high-tech company that invents crap
2. Start making games at the risk of being inaccurate to this planet's culture
3. Hire someone else to do everything
4. Pray to GabeN your company will be successful

[Geforce Fan]

4. I begin prayer
Dear GabeN, our lord, our savior. Your counting skills aside, you make glorious content.
Dear GabeN, our lord, our savior. You give us sales and a platform for friends, which we adore
Dear GabeN, our lord, our savior. It truly was worth the weight. But I have something to ask.
Please guide my company to success.
Amen.

1. Use the information you learned & guidance in prayer to create a new game
2. Hire someone else to do it for you at the risk of them sucking
3. Copy an Earth video game and release it(they'd never know!)
4. Set your companies buildings on fire and hope for insurance money

Edited by Geforce Fan, 28 March 2015 - 05:32 AM.

[cptdeath58]

3. Copy an Earth video game and release it(they'd never know!)
Sadly, the game you published was a game they knew... (STALKERS!!!!)
Your company is now being sued by that one company who made that same game when the aliens saw it.

1. Pray and hope you will still be alive.
2. Hire a lawyer.
3. Stare blankly into nowhere to pretend your brain dead.
4. Come up with something that is different from that one company's game you just 'copied'

Edited by cptdeath58, 28 March 2015 - 09:48 AM.

[Geforce Fan]

2. Hire a lawyer.

You loose in court, and get a death sentence. But then you wake up. It was a dream! You realize you never actually copied the game, and you still have a choice to differ the outcome

1. Use the information you learned & guidance in prayer to create a new game
2. Hire someone else to do it for you at the risk of them sucking
3. Copy an Earth video game and release it(you have a bad feeling about this)
4. Set your companies buildings on fire and hope for insurance money

[cptdeath58]

2. Hire someone else to do it for you at the risk of them sucking
Apparently not the right choice... Your guy made the worst game ever... And the entire planets turns to the company who hired... Apparently everyone knew him as the worst game creator in history.

1. Use the information you learned & guidance in prayer to create a new game
2. Fire the man and hope it will fix your reputation.
3. Copy an Earth video game and release it(you have a bad feeling about this)
4. Set your companies buildings on fire and hope for insurance money

[ell]

-snip-
Wrong game

Edited by lurquhar1221, 06 April 2015 - 09:29 PM.

[Creator]

2. Fire the man and hope it will fix your reputation. Now that you cleaned you hands, you have to think about how to continue making a living.

1. Continue making games
2. Go to the bar and drink some beer to forget about your problems
3. Become a lion at the zoo, they are very well fed and you'll be an attraction
4. Eat until you are tired and sleep until you are hungry. Until you run out of money