4 Choices
#81
Posted 10 April 2015 - 10:43 PM
It fails... badly...
1. File Bankruptcy
2. Sell company in hopes for a good enough return
3. Use your ship and blow up the planet... They didn't like my games... and I didn't like them anyways
4. Stare blankly
#82
Posted 21 May 2015 - 05:37 AM
Luckily, some idiot bought your company for 2 million credits...
...then you find out $2 million credits is not 2 million dollars. The computer you worked on was worth 4 million credits alone!
So you're broke.
1. Beg for money
2. Gamble the 2 million credits in hopes for more
3. Try to print fake credits
4. Buy a cheap laptop in hopes that you'll be able to make a new game, mooching off the power and wifi at Spacebucks.
#83
Posted 21 May 2015 - 10:01 AM
You bought a Humanware laptop that had a Basic Macro Devices 64-core 420Hz processor with 2Tb WOM (write-only memory), and a 640Kbyte slow SSD. Because it had no OS installed on it, you downloaded a MenuetOS that has an aalib-rendered X11 interface from the aliens' repo. It ran well, even with this cheap setup. So you installed dotNOT with CommandlineStudio 8088 on it. The first thing you made is aBash (another Bourne-again shell). The aliens liked it so much, that the leader of MacroSoos wanted to co-operate with you.
1. Accept it.
2. Reject it, and make X12 alone.
3. Go tho the Hungarian restaurant that's flying by, and eat some Gulyás soup with Lángos.
4. Play GTA5 on your laptop.
Edited by MindenCucc, 21 May 2015 - 10:03 AM.
#84
Posted 21 May 2015 - 06:56 PM
1. Accept it.
You start a successful partnership with MacroSoos... the name reminds you of an Earth company, but you can't quite put your finger on it.
You really have to make anything now. You just manage the company.
1. Hire someone to manage the company for you
2. Buy a nice house and car and make yourself at home at their planet.
3. Buy another company to merge it with yours
4. Sell the company to MacroSoos. They probably will rip you off.
#85
Posted 21 May 2015 - 10:00 PM
//off-topic2: how far can we go in terms of imagination? I think i went too far
//off-topic3: I should stop with these fake/reversed names
#2
You destroyed your planet along with your house some time ago. Living in a spaceship is cool, but it feels bad to live in it for a long time. So you asked the aliens for a special digitalizer that can materialize bits'n'bytes into the real world, and vice-versa. So you installed Minecraft 1.7.10 on your laptop along with Optifine, because the integrated Outtel GMD (Graphics Media Decelerator) couldn't handle it otherwise. You decided to build a nine-by-nine out of cobblestone that you materialized from your survival world. Since you can materialize everything, you also materialized a Voltic Coil from your GTA5 garage, because it's fast, electric, quiet, and does not bother the aliens, because they hate if someone is polluting their environment.
After hours of building, you stared at your house. It's beautyful . After hours of staring mindlessly into the void, you started thinking about your empty stomach.
1. You went into the Hungarian restaurant that's still flying by, and brought all the stocks with you into your InfinyFridge® to keep all the Lángos-es infinitely
2. You went into Spacebucks, because their Wifi is faster than yours, and ate a Cheesy strawberry-cake whilst Groundpe'ing with the MacroSoos workers.
3. You went into the local MineSteve's. You ordered a pack of Diamond MineNuggets with a 0.25L SpaceSoda.
4. You watched WireDog02's video on MineConduit about how to build a perfect nine-by-nine.
Edited by MindenCucc, 21 May 2015 - 10:07 PM.
#86
Posted 12 June 2015 - 07:50 PM
The food was delicious and you are no longer hungry. After going back to stare into the void, an alien moves into your house. When you get back, you are:
A. Infuriated that he/she moved into your house
B. Excited to have a roommate
C. Sad that you no longer have a house because a possibly hostile alien moved in
D. Ambivalent.
#87
Posted 14 June 2015 - 10:15 AM
Come on now think positively... oh wait... you realize that alien loves to eat humans... and you're next...
A.Kill it with FIRE!!!
B. RUNNNN!!!
C. Laugh at it because the alien has no friends.
D. Call Chuck Norris.
#88
Posted 16 June 2015 - 03:00 PM
Chuck Norris says "Sure, I'll be right there" and you need to pick how he kills them:
A. wedgie
B. Impaling
C. Torture
D. Looking at your mum (mom in US)
#89
Posted 16 June 2015 - 04:28 PM
The alien is highly sensitive to sharp objects, so upon impaling, Chuck Norris disintegrates the alien. You now have the almighty Chuck Norris by your side. You proceed to:
A. Roam the planet looking for the alien's family and give them a good scolding,
B. Shift the planet out of orbit, causing mass chaos,
C. Build an armory so you can defend yourself against the more hostile aliens, or
D. Build a spaceship and fly off of the planet.
#90
Posted 17 June 2015 - 12:22 AM
You build a spaceship and board. chuck norris stays on the planet because he chose option A.
after flying in space for half an hour you fall asleep at the wheel. when you awake (from your very deep sleep), you find that you've crashed on
a reddish planet. you decide to explore the planet. after walking around for what feels like days, you see a sign that says "Welcome To Arcadia". a few miles past the sign, you find yourself in front of a blue police box. you knock on the door about four times (scaring the sh*t out of the doctor), then the door opens.
you and the doctor stare at eachother for a few minutes then he askes you if you want to be his companion
A. Say Yes and explore the galaxy with the doctor
B. Say Yes and explore the galaxy with the doctor
C. Shoot the doctor and while he regenerates, take the tardis for yourself
D. Shoot the doctor and shoot him again while he's regenerating (to kill him), and take the TARDIS for yourself
#91
Posted 18 June 2015 - 12:50 AM
You get the Tardis, and went away before the doctor has time for anything. You pressed anything on panic, and appears at Earth, as if nothing happened before. Then you notice no one else exists, and everything is circle-ish. You look back, TARDIS dissapeared.
A. Get your laptop and tries to make everything square-ish
B. Tries to find Tardis
C. Breaks your hand while trying to get wood from a tree
D. Wait until night
Edited by ItsRodrick, 18 June 2015 - 12:51 AM.
#92
Posted 18 June 2015 - 01:13 AM
Oh, dear. It's a circle-ish zombie! If it touches you, you're circle-ified! You retaliate by:
A. Dodging and running
B. Breaking out your laptop and hard-coding its existence away
C. Hugging it, or
D. Breaking out your laptop and hard-coding yourself some wings to fly away
#93
Posted 18 June 2015 - 01:34 AM
you finish coding some wings. you put them on and fly away. when you try to land, you realize you forgot to include
breakin a very important part of the wing code:
function flapWings() while true do wing.flap() end endyou then start debugging the code mid-flight, and you accidentally brick your wings.
you then:
A. kill youself with the pistol you used to kill the doctor
B. use your USB DVB-T receiver to watch the futurama series finally while you fall from the sky
C. pray that hitler will be nice to you in hell
D. use the tardis key in your pocket
Edited by doublequestionmark, 18 June 2015 - 01:34 AM.
#94
Posted 18 June 2015 - 02:34 AM
Just before the trigger clicks, you wake up in
A. break the wings
B. debug the wings again
C. use the debug library to break outside the Lua code, and execute arbitrary code
D. panic again, but harder
Edited by MindenCucc, 18 June 2015 - 02:34 AM.
#95
Posted 18 June 2015 - 02:43 AM
Great success! The wings are now fully functional. Just one problem...
The wings are too big. They're about 5 times your size. To fix this issue, you:
A. Resize the wings' model
B. Move to a planet of giants who understand you
C. Turn yourself into a giant and terrorize the evil people on Earth
D. Do whatever because your wings are terrifying
Edited by LightMystic, 28 June 2015 - 09:19 PM.
#96
Posted 18 June 2015 - 01:45 PM
Using the debugger, you manage to bypass Lua's interpreter, and you execute artitrary code that makes your wings' size smaller. Now, you can fly, and you don't look like an ant with dragon wings . Suddenly, an alien comes to you, and it yells something about their planet that is under attack.
A. Abuse the debugger to execute arbitrary code that can make you outside of this existance, and move you one world-level lower (wlevel = wlevel - 1, okay?) Now your wlevel is 41.
B. Install RFTools into your Minecraft installation, and materialize everything from it, but most importantly, the Shield. You had just enough time to build the shield, and turn it on. You set the mode to SolidDamage. That means that the enemy aliens are being hurt, AND they can't get thru
C. Go into the TARDIS, find direwolf20, and beg him to build a nine-by-nine out of nine-by-nines out of the materialized cobblestone.
D. GOTTA GO (away) FAST
#97
Posted 28 June 2015 - 06:35 AM
He then slaps sense into you, but is nice so he starts building. he runs out of materialized cobblestone.
A. you slap him for not having enough
B. you realize its direwolf20 and ask for his autograph
C. you check your inventory and you have the 1 missing cobble needed, but you wanted to make a tea cup with it so you don't give it to him
D. you check your inventory but it glitches and now your stuck in an infinate loop. good on you!
#98
Posted 28 June 2015 - 07:28 PM
You go make some tea, offering some to direwolf20. You realise he's not british and doesn't like tea, so you:
A, you slap some sense into him
B, you shove the tea down his throat
C, you get the tea and "accidentally" spill it on his face
D, you drink the tea and leave direwolf alone.
#99
Posted 30 June 2015 - 07:50 AM
he slaps you back, you throw a rock at him (from the cobble), he notices the stone from the cobble and looks at the cup, then throws a bus at you for wasting the 1 cobble. you decide to:
A, throw a house at direwolf20
B, slap him
C, leave him
D, make more tea and "accidently" spill it on his face (from D in the last post)
#100
Posted 11 July 2015 - 04:19 PM
I feel sorry for poor Direwolf20. We became great friends after I helped him build!
A: Help Direwolf20 code
B: Help Direwolf20 build more
C: Help Direwolf20 and be his special guest on the rest of his LP's.
D: Help Direwolf20 automate
Edited by LewisTehMinerz, 11 July 2015 - 04:29 PM.
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