The goal is to choose a choice given by the person above you, tell us how it went or if it worked, then present more choices.
Here are the rules:
1. You must place at least three choices for the person below you.
2. There must be at least one ridiculous choice for fun.
3. You must present it in the correct format.
4. You have to give a response that doesn't kill or maim the guy so much as to effectively end the story.
5. Your response has to be reasonable and deal with answers like XKCD: Taking stupid answers seriously. Actually consider what would happen if you TRIED to do the choice. Don't let an impossible choice discourage you from trying it.
Here, let me start you off:
You wake up after going into an area full of second-hand marijuana smoke. You find you are in a place that doesn't look natural. The ground is made of stale compacted cake, the trees are literally giant candy canes, and the water is glycerin. Not only that, but monstrous lollipops are sticking out of the ground. You get greeted by a gingerbread man, who's name is Sweety. That name sickens you.
A: Roundhouse kick
B: Tear its head off and eat it.
C: Go explore the area.
D: Try to eat the stale cake.
E: Talk to it.
F: Take out your phone and see if you can get 4G.
G: Wet yourself, lie down and cry yourself back to sleep.
H: Try to make a spear out of a candy cane.


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