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#1 LDDestroier

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Posted 30 October 2014 - 04:17 PM

Okay, both of my attempted forum games were locked, and for good reasons, now that I reflect upon it. But not this one!

The goal of the game is to come up with the most useless/terrible invention they can think of, and the next person says where one would get such an item.
Oh, and here's something you can do alongside or instead of text. Pictures! You can get a picture of a stupid invention some guy made, or a place where you'd find it. Or use text. Text is easier.

Syntax:
Person 1: Useless invention!
Person 2: You get it at this place!
Useless invention!
Person 3: This is where you get it!
Useless invention!

EDIT: I can't believe I got a hot topic! That people respond to! It brings a tear to my eye...wait no it doesn't, that was the hot sause.

I'll start it off.

Wrist-mounted pillows!

Edited by LDDestroier, 10 June 2015 - 11:48 AM.


#2 Agent Silence

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Posted 30 October 2014 - 07:12 PM

You'd get it at Arkham Asylum

Crate of termites!

#3 Dragon53535

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Posted 30 October 2014 - 07:18 PM

You find those at the local sawmill. What else do you think they use to cut wood?

Jimmie Rustlers

#4 LDDestroier

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Posted 30 October 2014 - 10:19 PM

You find those at a robot insane asylum.

A six-button mouse.

#5 Lego Stax

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Posted 31 October 2014 - 12:18 AM

You'd find that in a parallel universe.


A pottery cow.

#6 LDDestroier

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Posted 31 October 2014 - 01:36 AM

You'd find that in a grandma's house.

A refrigerator-magnet cup holder!

#7 metron80

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Posted 01 November 2014 - 10:43 PM

You'd find that in a garbage can.

A plane made of gold!

#8 Dragon53535

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Posted 02 November 2014 - 01:35 AM

You find that on the ground.

A boat with wings.

#9 Saldor010

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Posted 02 November 2014 - 03:09 AM

In the air. Obviously.

A pencil that's pencil on one side, pen on the other.

#10 metron80

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Posted 02 November 2014 - 04:27 AM

If it's the million dollar space pen, then you'd find it in the ISS.

Isn't a boat with wings called a seaplane? :P

A five-wheeled car.

#11 Agent Silence

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Posted 07 November 2014 - 09:03 PM

You'd find that at a junkyard

All purpose penguin sharpener

#12 LDDestroier

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 03:44 AM

You'd find that at a Japanese thrift store!

An industrial sized trash polisher!

#13 Saldor010

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Posted 28 November 2014 - 10:52 PM

In the rich guy's garbage dump down the street from your house.

A petabyte RAM card.

#14 cdel

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 12:09 AM

In the super computer you just stole from IBM.

octagon shaped soccer ball that creates worm holes when kicked.

#15 Saldor010

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 01:34 AM

Currently on the other side of the worm hole.

An object that is faster than light.

#16 Nemisis

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Posted 30 November 2014 - 12:57 AM

Gift shop at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

Portable (wrist-mounted) In Door/Out Door Detector*. (with audio alert and usb)

*Disclaimer- Does not detect whether you are indoors or outdoors.
That would be insanely complicated.
This just detects whether or not a given door is and inny or an outty.

Edited by Nemisis, 30 November 2014 - 12:58 AM.


#17 lieudusty

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Posted 30 November 2014 - 03:14 AM

You'd get those at the computer store

A bricked console

#18 Saldor010

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Posted 30 November 2014 - 03:18 AM

On your mom's desk. (Ohhhh!)

A basket ball that doesn't bounce.

#19 LDDestroier

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Posted 30 November 2014 - 07:55 PM

You'd find that in a Wal-Mart.

A lamp that shines infrared.

#20 Dog

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Posted 30 November 2014 - 08:00 PM

You'd find that in pretty much any lamp (they all give off infrared to varying degrees, you just can't see it) - but most especially in a black-ops home decoration store.

A flashdark (opposite of a flashlight/torch)

Edited by Dog, 02 December 2014 - 04:34 AM.






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