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#101 LDDestroier

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Posted 04 June 2015 - 02:32 PM

You'd find that in a WWII veteran's house.

Perfectly transparent spraypaint (not even any gloss), that has absolutely no side effects when huffed or anything. Doesn't even make a noise when sprayed.

#102 PokeAcer

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Posted 04 June 2015 - 03:02 PM

You'd find that at the paint store in north korea

A 1:1 scale model of GLaDOS

#103 ItsRodrick

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Posted 05 June 2015 - 01:32 AM

Under a car, or in the veterinary
Derp, didn't read the last page
In the Stark industries

A program similar to Whatsapp, but it uses SMS/MMS

Edited by ItsRodrick, 05 June 2015 - 01:34 AM.


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Posted 05 June 2015 - 02:54 PM

You'll find that on a 1996 Nokia.

WAP internet

#105 biggest yikes

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Posted 05 June 2015 - 11:37 PM

Probably somewhere in a parallel universe, assuming I correctly interpreted what Google responded.

Exhaust burger

#106 LDDestroier

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Posted 07 June 2015 - 04:12 PM

You'd find that on TV, home to the brilliant scientists that come up with these practical, logical solutions to potential problems someone may or may not have.

A very, very expensive car designed by the time lords themselves for the express purpose of fitting a lot of clowns into it.

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Posted 07 June 2015 - 08:50 PM

You'll find that at the 'Clownifiric' store

A BitNet tower w/o any IO

Edited by PokeAcer, 07 June 2015 - 08:51 PM.


#108 LDDestroier

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Posted 07 June 2015 - 10:48 PM

You'd find that at an Apple store. Now comes in designer colors.

An Altair 8080 emulator.

#109 cptdeath58

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Posted 10 June 2015 - 06:36 AM

Thats at ye old store.

A book on how to read,

#110 LDDestroier

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Posted 10 June 2015 - 11:50 AM

You'd find that on this.
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A this.
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#111 Creator

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Posted 10 June 2015 - 12:42 PM

A store for suicidal people.


A kim Jong un (sorry for the spelling)

#112 cptdeath58

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Posted 10 June 2015 - 09:55 PM

You'll find that at North Korea.

a DvD rewinder,

#113 MindenCucc

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Posted 11 June 2015 - 07:11 AM

You'd find that in a faulty mediabox (DVD + VHS), where the two sides were accidently switched.

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A cheap Humanware laptop with a 64core 420Hz Basic Macro Devices processor, 1Tb write-only memory, Outter Graphics Media Decelerator integrated graphics card with 256Gb memory and ClosedGL 0.03 support, and a 1920x1080 1inch built-in monochrome CRT screen

#114 Pyrif

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Posted 11 June 2015 - 08:17 AM

You'd find that in Tiny Town. ;)
A computer that uses your brain as a hard drive

#115 MindenCucc

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Posted 11 June 2015 - 09:30 AM

A robot that uses a mouse brain as an AI pathsolver. (I saw this a long time ago on National Geographic?)


Lua's frickin' 256 local limit :(

Edited by MindenCucc, 11 June 2015 - 09:34 AM.


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Posted 11 June 2015 - 09:40 AM

There is a limit?
You'd find that in .... Lua?


A prison for computer mice.

Edited by Creator, 11 June 2015 - 09:40 AM.


#117 cptdeath58

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Posted 11 June 2015 - 01:46 PM

Its your monitor....

A screen door on a submarine.

#118 ry00000

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Posted 17 June 2015 - 01:53 PM

You'd find that in Sinking Submarines Inc. Shop, at the angle of your road.

A CPU chipmunk.
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#119 Pyrif

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Posted 17 June 2015 - 04:06 PM

You'll find that at the Computer Pet Store.
A machine that does nothing but move perpetually upward.

#120 MindenCucc

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Posted 17 June 2015 - 05:46 PM

You'd find that in Minecraft :P

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A switch for switching a switch for switching a switch... that turns your dead flashdark on.
Spoiler

Edited by MindenCucc, 17 June 2015 - 05:48 PM.






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