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#21 Nemisis

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 05:21 PM

 Dog, on 30 November 2014 - 08:00 PM, said:


A flashdark (opposite of a flashlight/torch)

Would the opposite of a flashlight be a "Steadydark"? Just asking, it's your invention and you get to name it.

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Posted 08 December 2014 - 11:55 PM

 Nemisis, on 03 December 2014 - 05:21 PM, said:

 Dog, on 30 November 2014 - 08:00 PM, said:

-snip of shame-

Would the opposite of a flashlight be a "Steadydark"? Just asking, it's your invention and you get to name it.
You would find that in a off-topic sentence store!
OFF TOPIC:

 LDDestroier, on 30 October 2014 - 10:19 PM, said:

You find those at a robot insane asylum.

A six-button mouse.
http://www.razerzone...razer-naga-hex/

ON TOPIC :
A pre-hijacked plane!

Edited by Requiem, 08 December 2014 - 11:58 PM.


#23 Dragon53535

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Posted 09 December 2014 - 12:14 AM

You find that in an airport, with the would be hijackers just loading in.

A mouse dance room.

#24 LDDestroier

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Posted 09 December 2014 - 03:28 AM

You'd find that in a private elementary school.

A watch with a 6-hour battery

#25 lare290

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Posted 16 December 2014 - 07:47 PM

You'd find that from any ordinary watch store

TV which only plays sound

#26 KingofGamesYami

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Posted 16 December 2014 - 08:00 PM

You mean a radio? :) (Found at your local walmart)

A flexible shovel.

#27 Luca_S

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Posted 19 December 2014 - 08:42 PM

you may need a flexible shovel to dig curves :)

Mc Donalds modifaction for minecraft

#28 _removed

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Posted 30 December 2014 - 02:03 PM

On The Minecraft Forums.

An Intergalactic Superpowered Quantum Encryption Key That Nobody Can Retreive Nor Destroy.

#29 Agoldfish

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Posted 07 January 2015 - 08:18 PM

You'd find it on Pluto of course.

Ice that won't cool down liquids.

#30 Agent Silence

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Posted 07 January 2015 - 08:22 PM

You would find that in a shady person behind walmart's pocket

A USB drive that always goes in the right way the first time

#31 amtra5

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Posted 08 January 2015 - 03:18 AM

http://www.cnet.com/...nnect-them-all/

A robot that runs in circles

Edited by amtra5, 08 January 2015 - 03:19 AM.


#32 Agoldfish

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Posted 08 January 2015 - 06:18 PM

You'd find it in someone's garage at 5172 Letdown Lane.

Fire that doesn't heat.

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Posted 13 January 2015 - 11:05 PM

 Agoldfish, on 08 January 2015 - 06:18 PM, said:

You'd find it in someone's garage at 5172 Letdown Lane.

Fire that doesn't heat.
You would find that on my awful stove.

RAINBOW PUGS!

#34 ByteMe

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Posted 19 January 2015 - 04:11 AM

The Pugspace.

Inflatable Dartboard.

#35 PossieTV

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Posted 20 January 2015 - 01:59 AM

The bouncyhouse pub.

A car that runs on diamonds

#36 CreeperWiz

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Posted 29 January 2015 - 03:43 AM

A over priced auto store XD


A monkey banana peeler!

#37 Geforce Fan

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Posted 22 February 2015 - 07:50 AM

You'll find that on eBay

Head-mounted watch that comes with feet-mounted headphones
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other stupid ideas:
Smart Fanny Pack(a fanny pack that will replace your smart phone!)
Shirtpants - Pants that are also a shirt!
USB Cookie - A cookie you can plug into a USB!
USB Laptop - A laptop that requires a USB connection
Mouse with a USB hub!
A TV that can only output smells
A touchscreen baseball display(those massive screens you see in stadiums)
A phone that uses a mouse

Edited by Geforce Fan, 23 February 2015 - 04:05 AM.


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Posted 10 March 2015 - 11:17 AM

Found at your neighbors house next door.

A Wind-up computer.

#39 Geforce Fan

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 11:25 PM

You'll find that as the ""next" gen" consoles.

Dual-hand wind-up keyboard - 2 winds, you have to constantly wind it with both hands to power it!
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Moar stupid ideas:
A wireless keyboard(they actually make them... WHY?!?!?!?!? Mouses trip over their wire, but KEYBOARDS?!?!? wtf?)
A wireless Ethernet cable(because wifi is too mainstream!)
Write-only-memory - 1,000,000,000 TB for just $100!
Macbook with 0 USB ports - Want to recharge it? Download music to your iPhone? Insert a flash drive? Too bad. © Apple 2015
Wireless graphics card/processor/RAM (???)(if you can get a wireless PSU, it would be incredible--if it didn't run off batteries/gas)
Gas-powered gas generator
Battery-powered battery recharger

Edited by Geforce Fan, 13 March 2015 - 11:33 PM.


#40 cptdeath58

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 05:25 AM

At the black market.

Solar Powered Flashlight





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