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#41 Geforce Fan

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Posted 18 March 2015 - 02:27 AM

You'll find that at Blonde's Shoppee™

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A hollow umbrella
A completely solid computer case
An inaccurate alarm clock

#42 cptdeath58

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Posted 19 March 2015 - 11:15 AM

Find that at the electronics store.

A dull irreparable katana

#43 Agent Silence

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Posted 20 March 2015 - 09:17 PM

You'd find that in the Kill Bill Props stockpile.

A book that requires you to flip your head for every letter

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Posted 20 March 2015 - 10:28 PM

Thats at the Upside down library.

A push-car.

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Posted 21 March 2015 - 08:44 PM

You'll find that on the Flintstones


A TARDIS that is smaller on the inside and travels through time and space at the same speed of everything else :P

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Posted 22 March 2015 - 12:04 AM

You Would Find That In A Parallel Universe


Half A Byte Per Year Wired Modem

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Posted 22 March 2015 - 06:56 AM

You will find that at the Cheap Shop Internet Store

A keyboard without keys

#48 Geforce Fan

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Posted 22 March 2015 - 05:48 PM

You'll find that at your local shady "not-stolen" computer parts store




A programming language without an output

Edited by Geforce Fan, 22 March 2015 - 05:49 PM.


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Posted 22 March 2015 - 10:56 PM

You will find that at www.uselessprogramming.com

A computer with no monitor and no way to have one.

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Posted 22 March 2015 - 10:59 PM

You'll find that at an Apple store. for $2,000


A keyboard that contains no vowels.

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Posted 22 March 2015 - 11:02 PM

You will find that at the BCDFGHJKLMNPQRSTVWXZ Store

An IPhone without touchscreen capability.

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Posted 23 March 2015 - 12:01 AM

That's the iPhone 7!(and it's $300 more!)



A monitor with absolutely no backlighting

#53 cptdeath58

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Posted 23 March 2015 - 03:06 AM

You'll find that at the Blank Monitors and TVs

A computer with no way of cooling.

#54 cdel

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Posted 23 March 2015 - 04:33 AM

You'll find that at game stop.

A solar powered exoskeleton.

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Posted 23 March 2015 - 11:00 AM

You will find that at Solar Mobil.

A nuke without explosives

#56 rahph

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Posted 28 March 2015 - 03:04 PM

You find it in local walmart.


Computer that replicates itself from air. So it sucks air and makes another, same computer that sucks air or eventually something else like rocks. And then, after sending program to all those computers to stop and remove replicating device, you could make shop with computers that normally cost 20k$ and you sell em for 5k$

Edited by kok, 28 March 2015 - 03:04 PM.


#57 Geforce Fan

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Posted 28 March 2015 - 08:10 PM

kok, this is supposed to be useless inventions. That's too useful.

#58 cptdeath58

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Posted 29 March 2015 - 01:07 AM

Since that wasnt useless (It gave you free money)

A Video Game without Video.

#59 Lupus590

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Posted 29 March 2015 - 02:09 PM

you can find that at the bored games shop

the omn-nom-wrench, the wrench which needs to be fed before you can use it

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Posted 29 March 2015 - 11:38 PM

You will find that at the Pet-Mart's Censored Section.

A toilet with backwards plumbing.





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