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[Admicos]

You'll find it when HL3 gets announced.

HL5

[ry00000]

You find it in Minecraft 1.1041942847288428481847147287282838.

A chinese smartphone that's actually good.

Got ninja'd.

Edited by ry00000, 06 March 2016 - 08:41 AM.

[manu_03]

iPhone is made in china. Samsung phones are made in china. Lumia phones are made in china.(didn't see "good")

A real RPG ComputerCraft server.

[ry00000]

At mc.thisdoesntexist.com.

A Start menu on a Commodore 64.

[manu_03]

You will find it in 20 years, when Commodore isn't longer old, it's now retro

A sphere in Minecraft

[ry00000]

In a YouTube video, this one: https://www.youtube....h?v=1Mre06nqUs0

A Wii that can only play GameCube games, despite being advertised as "compatible with Wii"

[manu_03]

Simply plug out the sensor bar :/

A mouse without buttons or sensor/ball.

[LDDestroier]

In a Mac. Ha ha.

Always-on DRM for NES games.

[manu_03]

Put a CD with DRM inside the NES. [sarcasm]You couldn't play because NES isn't compatible with Internet. Not because NES uses cartridge. No.[/sarcasm]

I wish that G2A prices would be the same in Steam

[ry00000]

This is not Corrupt-A-WIsh but anyways, Granted but G2A prices raise and are the same than Steam's prices now.

A game made entirely in Python.

Spoiler

In my Google Drive.

[LDDestroier]

Um. I'm not sure that's quite useless. But anyhoo, on Gamejolt.

A video game controller with a hundred buttons, none of which are analogue.

[manu_03]

You must make it yourself.

A web browser that doesn't eat RAM

[asie]

You must create a swap file on your hard drive and force the web browser to use it as RAM. For HDDs, this means long seeking times and thus slowdowns; for SSDs, it means your drive will be dead sooner than you ever thought was possible. And may you never try using it on an SD card.

I'd like a lifetime supply of chibi anime figurines, please.

(And now, for a small change of pace:

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A Start menu on a Commodore 64.

Granted.)

Edited by asie, 12 March 2016 - 09:53 AM.

[EveryOS]

You'd find it in the computercraft mod itself.

A computer that would just unplace itself

[ry00000]

You find it in my twisted code folder for Command Computers.

An instance of Minecraft that freezes at Initialising CoFH Core (hint: In my grandma's computer)

[FUNCTION MAN!]

In my computer! .

Twitter, except limited to 10 characters.

[LDDestroier]

On Twitter, in the year 2017.

SUPER MARIO
BROS.
by Telltale Games!

[ry00000]

You would find the game's CD in Telltale and Nintendo's deepest basements, it's a secret to everyone.

notepad++ that has no textbox, and such you can't use it as a notepad.

[LDDestroier]

On the Mac port if it ever becomes an official application ( programming with voice commands! )

A sh*ting pile of f*ck

[ry00000]

In the land of nowhere, because I don't swear.

A Start Menu on Windows 3.1 (windows 3.1 didn't have a start menu...)