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[Konlab]

In Bill Gates' experimental features folder

Green flower

[FoxData]

You found it where "hl4ehalflife" lives.

A computer fan with no blades...

[ry00000]

In that computer that just broke due to its CPU overheating.

Farming Simulator 2015, on the NES!

[Konlab]

In a retro gaming dev company or in an old company that produces futuristic simulators

Floppy disk Audio Tape Singleplayer(?) chat program

[LDDestroier]

You'd find that in a CC emulator.

Games released on Betamax.

[manu_03]

Below ground in an undiscovered island in the middle of the Atlantic.

[Lupus590]

an empty post with no useless invention in it

[manu_03]

You find it in my previous post (sorry, didn't realize).

A smartphone without screen

[ry00000]

© Apple 2016

A CD that cannot be read in any drive.

[LDDestroier]

In a Laserdisc store.

A rocket-propelled pillow launcher.

[manu_03]

Just pick a shirt launcher and put pillows inside.

A netbook with incorporated VHS drive.

[ry00000]

In the UselessAndOldTechThatProbablyDoesn'tEvenWorkAnymore Inc. warehouse.

A

Spoiler

A nothing.

Edited by ry00000, 24 April 2016 - 10:39 AM.

[LDDestroier]

In a .

A fork with 64 tines (in a square shape, rather than flat)

[ry00000]

In the SquareFork Inc. basement (A company that went bankrupt 10 years ago)

A mouse with no laser, nor ball, nor buttons.

[LDDestroier]

In Apple Labs. It has a revolutionary system with gyroscopes, GPS trackers, accelerometers, a touchpad, and a microphone/speaker. It costs a meager $500, and is the shape of a bust of a hand which you grip by giving a handshake and sliding it across a table.

Lemon-flavored gasoline

[ry00000]

In Bill's Fruit-Flavoured Fuel Shop.

A Wii that can play DVDs.

[LDDestroier]

Not useless! Not useless! And my Homebrew'd Wii can play DVDs.

A grape-sized computer mouse.

[jv110]

In a laboratory where they test size-changing machines.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde HD.

[Creeper9207]

TooSpecific Inc.

A Zero-Dollar bill

[LDDestroier]

In the land of inflation.

A spherical clipboard.


...on a side note...

Spoiler

A lot of responses are just company names with absurd names, and that's getting kinda tired. Put some thought into it, and if you can't/don't feel like it, put a company name or something. But make SURE it's super cereal.

EDIT: Also, make sure your invention is useless. Too many a time have I seen someone post something quite useful, that just doesn't exist. Is a rocket-propelled milk carton useless? Yeah! Is an original Xbox that can play Xbone games useless? No! No it is not.

Edited by LDDestroier, 19 May 2016 - 11:48 AM.