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#461 LDDestroier

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Posted 21 July 2016 - 03:53 AM

You'll find that on romhacking.net

Ultra-laminated shoelaces

#462 manu_03

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Posted 21 July 2016 - 09:15 AM

You get them in an Ultra-laminated shoelaces specialized shop.

Liquid State Drive (totally not a drug)

#463 LDDestroier

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Posted 24 July 2016 - 01:04 AM

In the starship USS Voyager (biological computer sacks!)

A piano where every key makes the same note

#464 Hydrotronics

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Posted 08 October 2016 - 08:03 PM

You'll find that on Ebay

A knife wielding mechanical tentacle box

Edited by LemonJelly, 08 October 2016 - 08:04 PM.


#465 TheRockettek

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Posted 08 October 2016 - 08:49 PM

A Chinese knock off spongebob toy shop

A 1TB MicroSD card that actually only stores 1Mb

#466 LDDestroier

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Posted 08 October 2016 - 10:52 PM

You'll see that at Best Buy. Nwehehe.

A stubby PS/2 male to male adaptor. (not PlayStation, the old IBM keyboard standard)

#467 Hydrotronics

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Posted 09 October 2016 - 11:13 AM

You'd find that at BargainBuyers

Cocktail Umbrella (they literally have no use XD)

#468 Sewbacca

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Posted 09 October 2016 - 12:20 PM

You find it in cocktails (Yes, they are spawning in cocktails).

Toaster powerd by coal.

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#469 minizbot2012

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Posted 09 October 2016 - 05:07 PM

You find that at a forge (metal smelting forge)

A straw with holes in the sides of it.

#470 Nothy

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Posted 04 November 2016 - 05:57 PM

In a second hand store.

A pen with no ink.

#471 WolfDood

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Posted 04 November 2016 - 07:28 PM

You find that in your great-grandmothers drawer

A doll that detects your movement and stares at you

#472 LDDestroier

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Posted 17 November 2016 - 02:22 AM

You'll find that in a gift box from the NSA.

A lead soda can.

#473 FoxData

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Posted 14 December 2016 - 06:52 PM

Someone on youtube has been testing a forge.

PTZE security camera (Pan-Tilt-Zoom-Explode)

#474 manu_03

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Posted 11 April 2017 - 10:43 AM

You get it in a weapon shop.

Blank book.

#475 LDDestroier

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Posted 11 April 2017 - 11:25 AM

You'd find that in an Amish telephone booth.

A banana plant that grows nothing but the peel.

#476 minizbot2012

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Posted 18 April 2017 - 01:20 AM

You'll find that in Bloons Tower Defense 6 (BTD6)

A computer that is incapable of computing anything other than "Hello World"

#477 IliasHDZ

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Posted 04 August 2018 - 03:35 PM

You wil find it on Bill Gates's desk.

A keyboard with 1 key...

#478 EveryOS

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Posted 04 August 2018 - 05:33 PM

On Mr. Soles desk

A bios that reboots the computer instantly

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#479 Nothy

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Posted 04 August 2018 - 08:13 PM

You'd find that at the Apple HQ.

A car propulsed by horses

#480 EveryOS

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Posted 04 August 2018 - 10:17 PM

You'd find that near a time machine

A foot-powered motorcycle





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