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#61 Lupus590

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Posted 30 March 2015 - 12:12 AM

You can find that at the backwards shop.

A make your own universe kit (Aged 3+)

#62 Geforce Fan

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Posted 30 March 2015 - 12:41 AM

You'll find that at Gallifrey


A house with outlets that output static electricity

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#63 cptdeath58

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Posted 30 March 2015 - 09:56 PM

You will find that at the electric company.

A mouse with no pointer.

#64 Lur_

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 08:42 PM

You will find that within the various bugs of Windows 10.

A pair of broken glasses.

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 10:34 PM

You will find that at the See-no-saw store.

House without floors.

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Posted 10 April 2015 - 03:10 PM

You can get it at lazy town.

PC without video output.

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Posted 10 April 2015 - 10:36 PM

You can get that at the Blind Guys Store.

A car ran by plutonium for only 1 meter per kilogram of plutonium.

#68 Lupus590

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Posted 10 April 2015 - 11:37 PM

I believe that's the prototype of Dr Emmett Brown's time machine delorean.

A time machine that can only produce paradoxes.

Edited by Lupus590, 10 April 2015 - 11:39 PM.


#69 LDDestroier

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Posted 11 April 2015 - 12:36 AM

You'd find that on an infomercial.

The iPhone 7S Pro X9000 - SmarterUser Edition

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Posted 11 April 2015 - 04:12 PM

You can't find that one.

USB flash drive from the Lucy movie with a filesystem not yet invented.

#71 Square789

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Posted 12 April 2015 - 01:56 PM

In the deeeeep depths of your local computer store

A file manager not listing files

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Posted 12 April 2015 - 09:53 PM

You will find that at FileFail.net

A course of study that you will never use in your life time.

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#73 LDDestroier

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Posted 09 May 2015 - 11:56 PM

Yay! I started a hot topic!

ONTOPIC:
You'd find that in middle school!

An aalib-rendered X11 interface to MenuetOS.

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#74 Square789

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Posted 10 May 2015 - 05:06 PM

That's in the archives of SoftwareTogetherCrasherers Inc.

A Windows version where everything (I mean EVERYTHING) has physics

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Posted 10 May 2015 - 06:07 PM

Find it currently at microsoft.

A hard disk without port.

#76 LDDestroier

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Posted 10 May 2015 - 07:05 PM

You'd find that at an Apple store.

A car made of solid gallium.

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Posted 10 May 2015 - 07:57 PM

Find it on the CC forums.

A mac book with 1 port for charging and everything else. Moreover this port isn't even universal.

#78 rahph

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Posted 10 May 2015 - 08:01 PM

find it at my internet shop uselesssht.co.useless!.vps.whyareyoustillreadingthis.ebay.supershop.lllllllllllllllllll.z.ll.ilikelsd.holycow.www.g.bay.com/see?badassmacboo-whyareyoustillreadingthisnotimeforspace

An antivirus that is actually a virus

Edited by kok, 10 May 2015 - 08:01 PM.


#79 Geforce Fan

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Posted 10 May 2015 - 08:07 PM

You'll find that at McAfee

A programming language with no output.

#80 FUNCTION MAN!

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Posted 10 May 2015 - 08:27 PM

You'll find that here

A new phone that's inside-out.





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