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#81 LDDestroier

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Posted 11 May 2015 - 06:20 PM

You'd find that at a 'revolutionary' start-up phone company in Europe.

A computer hard drive made of paper, where every 1 and 0 is written in English characters and read by a cheap non-namebrand scanner!

#82 FUNCTION MAN!

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Posted 12 May 2015 - 10:50 PM

you'll find that at the nearest Apple store.


A dog color changer.

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Posted 13 May 2015 - 07:39 PM

Dog Po*p Inc.

An inflatable dart board.

#84 MindenCucc

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Posted 14 May 2015 - 10:32 AM

You'll find this at a rubber factory in a hidden room. There are sticky dart-arrows too.



A task-top with a deskbar

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#85 kornichen

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Posted 14 May 2015 - 11:16 AM

You find that at the Google xLabs.

A paper basket for plastic only.

Edited by kornichen, 14 May 2015 - 11:16 AM.


#86 LDDestroier

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Posted 14 May 2015 - 11:36 AM

You'd find that at a public school. Believe me.
I'm not kidding, some recycling bins are used for trash.

A program to check if your computer is on.

#87 MindenCucc

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Posted 15 May 2015 - 05:15 AM

You find that on the creators' computers of vanenet.hu

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#88 LDDestroier

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Posted 15 May 2015 - 04:00 PM

You didn't give me an invention!

A self-sealing stembolt.

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Posted 21 May 2015 - 01:17 AM

At the Useless Auto Parts Store.

An email without an inbox.

#90 Geforce Fan

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Posted 21 May 2015 - 05:30 AM

You'll find that in the iPhone 6S.
Because who cares what people are sending to you anyway?

Write-only memory

#91 MindenCucc

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Posted 21 May 2015 - 07:19 AM

You find that in my old Nokia (it's flash memory is corrupted :()


A non-reflashable flashdrive

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Edited by MindenCucc, 21 May 2015 - 07:24 AM.


#92 LDDestroier

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Posted 21 May 2015 - 11:33 AM

You'd find that at a candy bar shop. (geddit, cause' candy bars are in the same shape and they can't...yeah you get it...)

The 'Caps Lock' key. :o

#93 MindenCucc

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Posted 21 May 2015 - 11:47 AM

That's useful :P/> I use it when I need to enter dashes/dots/commas without releasing shift, but keeping the uppercase characters.

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You find that in the trash bin broken in two pieces.

Edit: non-electric battery

Edited by MindenCucc, 21 May 2015 - 12:10 PM.


#94 LDDestroier

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Posted 23 May 2015 - 02:58 AM

You'd find that at Wal Mart.

A refridgerator that heats your food to cooking temperatures.

#95 PokeAcer

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Posted 03 June 2015 - 11:24 PM

You'd find that at the peltier store

A big ass 45" tv that can only show 240p resolution

#96 Quintuple Agent

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Posted 04 June 2015 - 12:31 AM

You'd find that in the 1970's

Fallout 4
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A mini mini fridge. It can hold a few drops of water.

#97 LDDestroier

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Posted 04 June 2015 - 01:25 AM

You'd find that in a Japanese toy store.

A super-ultimate elite ultra badass incredible PS/2 gaming ball mouse.

#98 MindenCucc

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Posted 04 June 2015 - 06:18 AM

You'd find that connected to my Compaq Contura 4/25cx whlist playing Simcity MSPaint :lol:


Windows based MacOs that can only run 16bit DOS programs on a 64bit processor.

Edited by MindenCucc, 04 June 2015 - 06:23 AM.


#99 LDDestroier

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Posted 04 June 2015 - 10:53 AM

You'd find that in some nerd's basement in Russia.

A spray bottle of sugary, carbonated Windex (window cleaner)

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Posted 04 June 2015 - 02:21 PM

You find that absurdity at Wall-Mart.

A dog without legs.





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