Useless Inventions
#101
Posted 04 June 2015 - 02:32 PM
Perfectly transparent spraypaint (not even any gloss), that has absolutely no side effects when huffed or anything. Doesn't even make a noise when sprayed.
#102
Posted 04 June 2015 - 03:02 PM
A 1:1 scale model of GLaDOS
#103
Posted 05 June 2015 - 01:32 AM
Derp, didn't read the last page
In the Stark industries
A program similar to Whatsapp, but it uses SMS/MMS
Edited by ItsRodrick, 05 June 2015 - 01:34 AM.
#104
Posted 05 June 2015 - 02:54 PM
WAP internet
#105
Posted 05 June 2015 - 11:37 PM
Exhaust burger
#106
Posted 07 June 2015 - 04:12 PM
A very, very expensive car designed by the time lords themselves for the express purpose of fitting a lot of clowns into it.
#107
Posted 07 June 2015 - 08:50 PM
A BitNet tower w/o any IO
Edited by PokeAcer, 07 June 2015 - 08:51 PM.
#108
Posted 07 June 2015 - 10:48 PM
An Altair 8080 emulator.
#109
Posted 10 June 2015 - 06:36 AM
A book on how to read,
#110
Posted 10 June 2015 - 11:50 AM
A this.
#111
Posted 10 June 2015 - 12:42 PM
A kim Jong un (sorry for the spelling)
#112
Posted 10 June 2015 - 09:55 PM
a DvD rewinder,
#113
Posted 11 June 2015 - 07:11 AM
A cheap Humanware laptop with a 64core 420Hz Basic Macro Devices processor, 1Tb write-only memory, Outter Graphics Media Decelerator integrated graphics card with 256Gb memory and ClosedGL 0.03 support, and a 1920x1080 1inch built-in monochrome CRT screen
#114
Posted 11 June 2015 - 08:17 AM
A computer that uses your brain as a hard drive
#115
Posted 11 June 2015 - 09:30 AM
Lua's frickin' 256 local limit
Edited by MindenCucc, 11 June 2015 - 09:34 AM.
#116
Posted 11 June 2015 - 09:40 AM
You'd find that in .... Lua?
A prison for computer mice.
Edited by Creator, 11 June 2015 - 09:40 AM.
#117
Posted 11 June 2015 - 01:46 PM
A screen door on a submarine.
#118
Posted 17 June 2015 - 01:53 PM
A CPU chipmunk.
#119
Posted 17 June 2015 - 04:06 PM
A machine that does nothing but move perpetually upward.
#120
Posted 17 June 2015 - 05:46 PM
A switch for switching a switch for switching a switch... that turns your dead flashdark on.
Edited by MindenCucc, 17 June 2015 - 05:48 PM.
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