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[BigSHinyToys]

after a night of IRC we came up with the most super advancer turtle path finding system ever

Super advanced Navigation system - Big SHiny Toys and associates

two turtle meat in a pipe facing one another
Program checks if a wall is next to the turtle if not it moves to the left forward three then rejoin the turtle pipe line.
If wall left try right if right try up down ectt... If all else fails request dig Clarence from turtle control.
If clearance == "fail" then turtle anger increase ++ 1 If turtle anger > 5 then fuck it dig any way.

amendment1 - Sxw[Minecraft]

if anger > 12 then turtle.place(nuke) redstone.setOutput("front",true) end

amendment2 - BigShinyToys

if turtle == "greenpease" then repeat print("No nukes") until forever or inf end

amendment3 - BigSHinyToys

if peripheral.isPresent("front") and peripheral.type("front") == "turtle" then
	rednet.send(peripheral.call("front","getID"),"Fucking Move")
end

amendment4 - Nia

if message = "Fucking Move" then turtle.turnRight() turtle.turnRight() turtle.dig() end

amendment5 - BigShinyToys

if peripheral.get("front") == "player" then stab() end

Upgrades

After Anger management Upgrade ver 2.0 - craniumkid22

elseif message == "Excuse me" then
rednet.send(peripheral.call("front","getID"), "Why certainly sir! Here you go.")
turtle.turnRight()
tirtle.dig()
turtle.forward()
turtle.turnLeft()
turtle.dig()
turtle.forward()
turtle.turnLeft()
turtle.forward()

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[Sammich Lord]

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[BigSHinyToys]

Human, on 16 August 2012 - 09:00 PM, said:

This post made me laugh.
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then we at Advanced Turtle CO are doing our jobs

[Cranium]

elseif message == "Excuse me" then
rednet.send(peripheral.call("front", "getID"), "Why certainly sir! Here you go.")
turtle.turnRight()
tirtle.dig()
turtle.forward()
turtle.turnLeft()
turtle.dig()
turtle.forward()
turtle.turnLeft()
turtle.forward()

Polite turtle right there...

[Jan]

internet made me laugh.
thank you internet!

[odd_kid]

I lol'd. Thankyou Kind sir

[cant_delete_account]

Shutup addition:

if message == "SHUTUP" then
rednet.send(peripheral.call("front","getID"), "Ok, I'll try not to talk.")
rednet.send(peripheral.call("front","getID"), "MEMORYERROR")
rednet.send(peripheral.call("front","getID"), "I WILL NOW TALK.")
rednet.send(peripheral.call("front","getID"), "TALKING")
rednet.send(peripheral.call("front","getID"), "TALKING")
rednet.send(peripheral.call("front","getID"), "TALKING")
rednet.send(peripheral.call("front","getID"), "STILL TALKING")
rednet.send(peripheral.call("front","getID"), "MEMORY REGAINED")
rednet.send(peripheral.call("front","getID"), "SHUTTING UP...")
elseif message == "TALK" then
rednet.send(peripheral.call("front","getID"), "CALL ME FRED.")
end

[BigSHinyToys]

if turtle.gender() == "Male" and bLost then
repeat
  turtle.randomMove(math.random(1,100))
until Destination == true
elseif turtle.gender() == "Female" and bLost then
rednet.broadcasr("Help I'm Lost")
local event,id,instructions = os.pullEvent("rednet_message")
rednet.send(id,"Yhank you")
repeat
  follow(instructions)
until Destination == true
end

if #tJobs == 0 then
bordem = bordem +1
if bordem > 12 then
  shell.run("dance")
end
end

if turtle.detect() == "Darth Vader" then
turtle.useTheForce()
end

[Cranium]

if turtle.gender == "male" then we.dontNeedDirections()

[Cranium]

Ah yes, I see now.