Granted. All its bugs have been labelled as "features".
I wish self-motivation were easier.
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#269804 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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#269860 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted. Just a warning: don't try to park your real car on a slope.
I wish EA and Ubisoft weren't terrible publishers.
I wish EA and Ubisoft weren't terrible publishers.
#269245 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted, you never had a phone in the first place but you retain the memories of having one.
I wish politicians were less self-entitled.
I wish politicians were less self-entitled.
#269241 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted, you have been given Heavy's sandvich.
I wish I had a faster internet connection.
I wish I had a faster internet connection.
#269238 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted, but only your body reverts to the way it was 4 seconds ago. As a side effect, you also lose all recollection of the past 4 seconds.
I wish my previous wish had actually been granted, instead of a bogus "I wish I could remember everything" wish I never made.
I wish my previous wish had actually been granted, instead of a bogus "I wish I could remember everything" wish I never made.
#269869 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted, however your ISP is having issues renewing their contracts with other ISPs and so most of the internet cannot access your host.
I wish all Android device OEMs designed their devices to work flawlessly with stock Android and allowed users to get updates as soon as they were released by Google.
I wish all Android device OEMs designed their devices to work flawlessly with stock Android and allowed users to get updates as soon as they were released by Google.
#269906 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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granted.lua:273: no such user "Saldor0ten"
I wish Xelostar removed all the green from his profile picture.
I wish Xelostar removed all the green from his profile picture.
#270192 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted. Individually, your PC's fans are very quiet, however, when grouped up near your computer, the fangirls' and fanboys' screaming reaches 200 dB through constructive interference.
I wish people answered the question I asked and not the barely-related question to which I already knew the answer they imagined me asking.
I wish people answered the question I asked and not the barely-related question to which I already knew the answer they imagined me asking.
#270120 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted. Your laptop is now so powerful that its battery cannot supply it, be it charging or not. As a side effect, once you turn it on, it also produces a liquid mixture of silicon and plastic.
I wish project names were easier to come up with.
I wish project names were easier to come up with.
#270091 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted, but they immediately forget it afterwards.
I wish Xelostar didn't know me. (see #3166/#3167)
I wish Xelostar didn't know me. (see #3166/#3167)
#270042 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted, however it always says "That's what she said." at the worst possible times and refuses to say anything else.
I wish I knew how to draw more than just modern "art".
I wish I knew how to draw more than just modern "art".
#268564 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted, but any paper within 5 metres of it will disappear as long as your printer still has ink.
I wish there were no desensitization to positive feelings and any form of entertainment were no less effective than it currently is.
I wish there were no desensitization to positive feelings and any form of entertainment were no less effective than it currently is.
#269152 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted, but they gradually degrade in quality.
I wish I could selectively remember things for as long as I want in one attempt with no additional effort.
I wish I could selectively remember things for as long as I want in one attempt with no additional effort.
#268712 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted. Unfortunately, that person has no wish.
I wish this could be a wish.
I wish this could be a wish.
#268630 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted, someone told you yesterday, but you've already forgotten.
I wish I could find something to do whenever I'm bored.
I wish I could find something to do whenever I'm bored.
#268609 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted, it'll be mixed into the next outdoor puddle you encounter.
I wish I didn't burnout any time I try working on any programming project that isn't small.
I wish I didn't burnout any time I try working on any programming project that isn't small.
#268591 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted. It's a replica of the Colossus, but you'll have to pay for it.
I wish I could come up with a wish that does not involve coming up with wishes.
I wish I could come up with a wish that does not involve coming up with wishes.
#268726 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted, unfortunately spacetime broke so nothing has changed.
I wish EveryOS' wish hadn't prevented me from wishing (didn't want the thread to die) so that Dave-ee Jones wouldn't have wished for me to have wished.
I wish EveryOS' wish hadn't prevented me from wishing (didn't want the thread to die) so that Dave-ee Jones wouldn't have wished for me to have wished.
#268733 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted. The universe is now a mess because the first law of thermodynamics no longer applies.
I wish things were more durable.
I wish things were more durable.
#269120 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted. The amount of energy in the potatoes is so great that your body violently explodes due to the ionization of all its atoms.
I wish I didn't constantly get distracted by YouTube.
I wish I didn't constantly get distracted by YouTube.
#269098 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted. The potato gives people stronger superpowers the more they want to kill you.
I wish religions and cults no longer existed.
I wish religions and cults no longer existed.
#269113 Guess Who's Below
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I don't think I'm therockettek.
BombBloke, I choose you!
BombBloke, I choose you!
#269115 Guess Who's Below
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It's such a pity you can't spell the word phoenix.
I dare you to reply again, EldidiStroyrr.
I dare you to reply again, EldidiStroyrr.
#268698 Opus OS
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Homedog, on 30 July 2017 - 07:32 PM, said:
Kepler, on 06 November 2016 - 06:27 AM, said:
Controlling multiple turtles
Spoiler
I am quite the noob to computercraft and I gotta know how you got that turtle set up.
The turtles track their current position and facing as they move around (by checking whether the movement succeeded).
This information can be used for dynamic GPS hosts (which may be what's used for the "follow" command), as well as instructing the turtle where to go.
All it takes at setup is to feed the turtle its coordinates (manually or through GPS) and facing (manually or by moving the turtle and using GPS again).
#269164 DISH - Interactive Remote Shell
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Why is the modem side hardcoded?
