Granted. Individually, your PC's fans are very quiet, however, when grouped up near your computer, the fangirls' and fanboys' screaming reaches 200 dB through constructive interference.
I wish people answered the question I asked and not the barely-related question to which I already knew the answer they imagined me asking.
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#270192 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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#270120 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted. Your laptop is now so powerful that its battery cannot supply it, be it charging or not. As a side effect, once you turn it on, it also produces a liquid mixture of silicon and plastic.
I wish project names were easier to come up with.
I wish project names were easier to come up with.
#270091 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted, but they immediately forget it afterwards.
I wish Xelostar didn't know me. (see #3166/#3167)
I wish Xelostar didn't know me. (see #3166/#3167)
#270042 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted, however it always says "That's what she said." at the worst possible times and refuses to say anything else.
I wish I knew how to draw more than just modern "art".
I wish I knew how to draw more than just modern "art".
#269906 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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granted.lua:273: no such user "Saldor0ten"
I wish Xelostar removed all the green from his profile picture.
I wish Xelostar removed all the green from his profile picture.
#269869 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted, however your ISP is having issues renewing their contracts with other ISPs and so most of the internet cannot access your host.
I wish all Android device OEMs designed their devices to work flawlessly with stock Android and allowed users to get updates as soon as they were released by Google.
I wish all Android device OEMs designed their devices to work flawlessly with stock Android and allowed users to get updates as soon as they were released by Google.
#269860 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted. Just a warning: don't try to park your real car on a slope.
I wish EA and Ubisoft weren't terrible publishers.
I wish EA and Ubisoft weren't terrible publishers.
#269804 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted. All its bugs have been labelled as "features".
I wish self-motivation were easier.
I wish self-motivation were easier.
#269324 Sorting
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Xelostar, on 29 August 2017 - 11:58 AM, said:
I understand. Thanks! 
Why does your 3D rendering algorithm need sorting anyway? GPUs normally just render vertices in the order they're provided and use depth testing to avoid drawing a background vertex on top of a foreground vertex.
#269258 Peripheral line 74, too long without yielding
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You don't need the sleep(0) on line 151, os.pullEvent already yields on its own.
#269257 Dash - L2drive a manual car!
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Wouldn't that have the massive overhead of opening the socket every time you try to read from the controller.
You might get away with partial responses (allowing you to send an infinite amount of data in response to 1 GET) but that's only if CC supports it, and the server wouldn't know when to stop sending inputs.
You might get away with partial responses (allowing you to send an infinite amount of data in response to 1 GET) but that's only if CC supports it, and the server wouldn't know when to stop sending inputs.
#269245 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted, you never had a phone in the first place but you retain the memories of having one.
I wish politicians were less self-entitled.
I wish politicians were less self-entitled.
#269243 EMAL - Event Monitoring and Logging
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on 25 August 2017 - 05:11 PM
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In that case you could include a log viewing utility that allows you to filter out certain types of events.
#269242 Dash - L2drive a manual car!
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Lupus590, on 25 August 2017 - 11:07 AM, said:
SquidDev, on 25 August 2017 - 10:45 AM, said:
Now we need a way to rig up some gaming pedals 
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.What's the easiest way to make analog redstone signals? Would redstone have enough resolution for controllers?
That solution would require a mod that adds a block that outputs a redstone signal between 0 and 15 based on the position of the analog input.
Redstone should have enough resolution to avoid stalling, but it wouldn't be smooth.
#269241 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted, you have been given Heavy's sandvich.
I wish I had a faster internet connection.
I wish I had a faster internet connection.
#269238 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted, but only your body reverts to the way it was 4 seconds ago. As a side effect, you also lose all recollection of the past 4 seconds.
I wish my previous wish had actually been granted, instead of a bogus "I wish I could remember everything" wish I never made.
I wish my previous wish had actually been granted, instead of a bogus "I wish I could remember everything" wish I never made.
#269215 redstone loops clock output
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Either use some form of world sensor or store the current index in a file.
#269194 redstone loops clock output
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It should be ("left", true) and ("left", false). Missing commas and true/false is a boolean, not a string.
#269165 True Encrypted Chat (no name found lul)
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Lua can handle big modulo calculations with an efficient algorithm. There's a fairly simple algorithm in O(log n), compared to the "subtract modulus until less than modulus" algorithm in O(n).
Namely, that algorithm involves using the binary decomposition of the operand. Here's some pseudocode.
Naturally, you're free to come up with your own algorithm.
Namely, that algorithm involves using the binary decomposition of the operand. Here's some pseudocode.
function modulo(n, m)
p = {m}
while p[#p] < n do
p[#p + 1] = 2 * p[#p]
end
while n < m do
p[#p] = nil
if n > p[#p] then
n = n - p[#p]
end
end
return n
end
Naturally, you're free to come up with your own algorithm.
#269164 DISH - Interactive Remote Shell
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Why is the modem side hardcoded?
#269152 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted, but they gradually degrade in quality.
I wish I could selectively remember things for as long as I want in one attempt with no additional effort.
I wish I could selectively remember things for as long as I want in one attempt with no additional effort.
#269130 File handle
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"Absolute path" refers to the path you'd use to access it if your current directory were the root directory.
For example, the shell program's absolute path is "rom/programs/shell" (or "/rom/programs/shell", the "/" forces it to be interpreted as absolute),
For example, the shell program's absolute path is "rom/programs/shell" (or "/rom/programs/shell", the "/" forces it to be interpreted as absolute),
#269120 Corrupt-A-Wish!
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Granted. The amount of energy in the potatoes is so great that your body violently explodes due to the ionization of all its atoms.
I wish I didn't constantly get distracted by YouTube.
I wish I didn't constantly get distracted by YouTube.
#269115 Guess Who's Below
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It's such a pity you can't spell the word phoenix.
I dare you to reply again, EldidiStroyrr.
I dare you to reply again, EldidiStroyrr.
#269113 Guess Who's Below
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I don't think I'm therockettek.
BombBloke, I choose you!
BombBloke, I choose you!
