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#1581 computercraftprogrammer

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Posted 11 August 2014 - 03:47 PM

Granted, but you're no longer allowed to wish, because it was so bad.

I wish the space age would come already with artificial gravity in ginormous space ships.

#1582 !!!!!!!!!!ExclaimationMark

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Posted 12 August 2014 - 03:22 AM

View PostMicro Macro, on 11 August 2014 - 03:24 PM, said:

View PostHinds, on 11 August 2014 - 01:08 PM, said:

Granted, but it gets denied.

I wish large Minecraft structures didn't take so long to build.
Granted, but everyone gets blown up randomly while building them.

I wish that the response to this wish includes a negative point, making the wish not worthwhile.
Granted, but the negative point will not make sense.

I wish that wishes really come true.

Ninja'd :ph34r:

Edited by !!!!!!!!!!ExclaimationMark, 12 August 2014 - 09:35 AM.


#1583 Hinds

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Posted 12 August 2014 - 09:07 AM

Granted, but they all end up getting corrupted.

I wish I had a working time machine that didn't ruin the present when you travel to the past.

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Posted 12 August 2014 - 09:34 AM

View PostHinds, on 12 August 2014 - 09:07 AM, said:

Granted, but they all end up getting corrupted.

I wish I had a working time machine that didn't ruin the present when you travel to the past.
granted, but the time machine can only travel further and further in time, so that when you go to the future there's no going back and it corrupts the time continuum. Also, you can't travel to the past.

I wish this wish will not be wished while wishing another wish about wishing a wish to wish a wish that grants the ability to wish wishes about wishing.

EDIT: I know this is confusing.

Edited by !!!!!!!!!!ExclaimationMark, 12 August 2014 - 09:39 AM.


#1585 Rectar2

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Posted 13 August 2014 - 05:08 AM

Granted, but I was too confused by what you just said and ended up granting the wrong wish.

I wish ComputerCraft had a version for 1.7.4, and was in a completely working condition, with all of the features it currently has, no more features and no less, and even worked in multiplayer.

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Posted 13 August 2014 - 08:33 AM

View PostRectar2, on 13 August 2014 - 05:08 AM, said:

Granted, but I was too confused by what you just said and ended up granting the wrong wish.

I wish ComputerCraft had a version for 1.7.4, and was in a completely working condition, with all of the features it currently has, no more features and no less, and even worked in multiplayer.
Granted, that would be Beta 1.7.4, a patch that was internal.
I wish the guy above was not confused.

Edited by !!!!!!!!!!ExclaimationMark, 13 August 2014 - 08:33 AM.


#1587 Rectar2

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Posted 13 August 2014 - 08:07 PM

Granted, but the guy below was.

I wish for infinite wishes.

#1588 Saldor010

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Posted 13 August 2014 - 11:19 PM

And the cow goes MOOOOO!

*cough* Sorry, I was confused. Guess you won't be getting your wish, Rectar.

I wish for anything.

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Posted 14 August 2014 - 12:18 AM

You're wish for anything echos through out the universe. Suddenly, a large pile of cow manure appears above you, and you become drenched in 1 ton of cow poo.

I wish for MLG Montage Video Making Skills

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Posted 14 August 2014 - 02:34 AM

View Postrhyleymaster, on 14 August 2014 - 12:18 AM, said:

You're wish for anything echos through out the universe. Suddenly, a large pile of cow manure appears above you, and you become drenched in 1 ton of cow poo.

I wish for MLG Montage Video Making Skills

Granted, but all of the videos you take become corrupted as soon as you fall asleep. (Or die.)

I wish for my cow manure to disappear.

#1591 !!!!!!!!!!ExclaimationMark

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Posted 14 August 2014 - 02:42 AM

granted, but all sorts of manure will appear near you except cow manure.

I wish this wish is wished while wishing a wish.

#1592 Saldor010

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Posted 14 August 2014 - 12:55 PM

View Post!!!!!!!!!!ExclaimationMark, on 14 August 2014 - 02:42 AM, said:

granted, but all sorts of manure will appear near you except cow manure.

I wish this wish is wished while wishing a wish.

Granted. Your wish came true in the middle of your sentence, while you were wishing your wish.

I wish for all of the other manure to leave me.

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Posted 14 August 2014 - 02:04 PM

View PostJiloacom, on 14 August 2014 - 12:55 PM, said:

View Post!!!!!!!!!!ExclaimationMark, on 14 August 2014 - 02:42 AM, said:

granted, but all sorts of manure will appear near you except cow manure.

I wish this wish is wished while wishing a wish.

Granted. Your wish came true in the middle of your sentence, while you were wishing your wish.

I wish for all of the other manure to leave me.
Granted, but urine follows you.

I wish the guy below would be Jiloacom.

#1594 Zambonie

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Posted 14 August 2014 - 02:45 PM

Granted, But Instead of Following, he would walk away from you.

i wish I can have a peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich

#1595 DeltaX

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Posted 14 August 2014 - 02:49 PM

View PostZambonie, on 14 August 2014 - 02:45 PM, said:

Granted, But Instead of Following, he would walk away from you. i wish I can have a peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich

You can have a PB&J sandwich, but it explodes when you take a bite out of it.

I wish for a supercomputer! :3

#1596 Admicos

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Posted 14 August 2014 - 05:19 PM

Granted, but the computer will crash after 2 seconds you open it!

I wish for a macbook

#1597 Rectar2

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Posted 15 August 2014 - 04:26 AM

Granted. You now have a MacBook. That's punishment on it's own.

I wish for HackNet to be updated.

#1598 !!!!!!!!!!ExclaimationMark

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Posted 15 August 2014 - 04:50 AM

View PostRectar2, on 15 August 2014 - 04:26 AM, said:

Granted. You now have a MacBook. That's punishment on it's own.

I wish for HackNet to be updated.

Granted, but it's now for System 1.

I wish I can wish without wishing wishes.

#1599 TheOddByte

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Posted 15 August 2014 - 04:28 PM

Granted, nothing happens.
I wish school didn't have to begin in 3 days.. but more like 2 months from now

#1600 Rectar2

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Posted 15 August 2014 - 07:30 PM

Granted. There is now globally mandatory boot-camp to prepare you for school.

I wish for the term "1337" to stop being used.





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