Appleeater, on 15 March 2013 - 10:44 AM, said:
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#21
Posted 15 March 2013 - 10:50 AM
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.
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#22
Posted 15 March 2013 - 10:52 AM
What Starts With F and ends in UCK?
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What do you see when the Pillsbury dough man bends over? (RATED PG-13, I think)
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#23
Posted 15 March 2013 - 10:59 AM
LuaEclipser, on 15 March 2013 - 10:52 AM, said:
What Starts With F and ends in UCK?
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What do you see when the Pillsbury dough man bends over? (RATED PG-13, I think)
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Edit I think as long as it is rated and a warning it should be fine but yet that was very funny I would add to jokes on top but me get in trouble.
#24
Posted 15 March 2013 - 11:15 AM
Patient: Docter help! Docter: What's wrong? Patient: There is something wrong with my butt! Docter: What is wrong with it? Patient: There is a Crack in it and I need a new one! Docter: Have you tried the OTHER hospital down the street they might be able to HELP you. Patient: Thanks doc! Docter:(in mind) Hehehe how long will it take him to figure it out?!
#25
Posted 15 March 2013 - 11:20 AM
What word ends with igger?
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#26
Posted 15 March 2013 - 11:34 AM
How does a lion like his meat?
What type of music does mummies listen to?
What did o say to 8?
What washes up on tiny beaches?
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What type of music does mummies listen to?
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What did o say to 8?
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What washes up on tiny beaches?
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#27
Posted 15 March 2013 - 03:25 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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#29
Posted 16 March 2013 - 09:23 AM
Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"
"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.
To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"
"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.
To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"
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#31
Posted 16 March 2013 - 11:51 AM
Hellkid98, on 16 March 2013 - 09:23 AM, said:
Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"
"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.
To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"
"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.
To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"
I've heard this one. Very nice. (Chemistry FTW)
#32
Posted 16 March 2013 - 11:57 AM
I had a lot of good chemistry jokes, but they Argon.
I was going to tell you a chemistry joke about sodium and hydrogen, but NaH.
Want to hear a chemistry joke about potassium? K!
What did Oxygen say to Magnesium when they met? OMg!
I had more and friends have told me more but can't think of them now, will write them here when I remember them xD
I was going to tell you a chemistry joke about sodium and hydrogen, but NaH.
Want to hear a chemistry joke about potassium? K!
What did Oxygen say to Magnesium when they met? OMg!
I had more and friends have told me more but can't think of them now, will write them here when I remember them xD
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#36
Posted 16 March 2013 - 03:36 PM
speaking of chem jokes my chem teacher had a little rhyme that I found funny in a way:
The poor old lad is dead and gone, his face will see no more
for what he thought was H20 was H2SO4
The poor old lad is dead and gone, his face will see no more
for what he thought was H20 was H2SO4
#37
Posted 16 March 2013 - 03:40 PM
A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars -- there's nothing left! This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."
The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars -- there's nothing left! This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."
The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
#38
Posted 16 March 2013 - 04:28 PM
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning
#39
Posted 16 March 2013 - 04:33 PM
KaoS, on 16 March 2013 - 03:36 PM, said:
speaking of chem jokes my chem teacher had a little rhyme that I found funny in a way:
The poor old lad is dead and gone, his face will see no more
for what he thought was H20 was H2SO4
The poor old lad is dead and gone, his face will see no more
for what he thought was H20 was H2SO4
I've heard a similar one:
Little Johnny was a chemist, and now he is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
#40
Posted 16 March 2013 - 04:38 PM
Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you
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