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PixelToast's Photo PixelToast 26 Feb 2013

i go back in time and destroy the moon
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Cranium's Photo Cranium 26 Feb 2013

View PostPixelToast, on 26 February 2013 - 02:57 PM, said:

i go back in time and destroy the moon
What in the world does that accomplish? You are neither attacking me or making attempt for King of the Hill. I am now wary of your mindless destruction.....
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CastleMan2000's Photo CastleMan2000 26 Feb 2013

However, I am in one of the moon fragments headed on a direct trajectory to the hill! The collision knocks you off the chair and I am victorious.
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Dlcruz129's Photo Dlcruz129 26 Feb 2013

I go back further in time and destroy the moon. Therefore, you can not destroy the moon later as it has been destroyed. I come back to the present and sit in the chair.
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Cranium's Photo Cranium 26 Feb 2013

Ah, but if the moon was not destroyed by PixelToast, then how could you claim the throne? I use my superior intellect to point out your time travelling flaws and remain firmly seated on the hill.
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Skullblade's Photo Skullblade 26 Feb 2013

i take a gun. i put bullets in the gun. i aim the gun at your head. i pull the trigger. you die. i sit
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PixelToast's Photo PixelToast 26 Feb 2013

i walk up behind skullblade and kill him with a knife
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Skullblade's Photo Skullblade 26 Feb 2013

Too bad I was wearing quantum armor and I was only faking dead...I creep up behind u and kill u with the knife u used against me...
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PixelToast's Photo PixelToast 26 Feb 2013

did i say knife?
i meant 100gw proton gun
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Sxw's Photo Sxw 26 Feb 2013

I tunnel underground and lay loads of tnt and nukes and antimatter bombs underneath you. I then light it, log of the server, wait for it to stop lagging, come back on, and place a chair on top of the nuclear radiation in my hazmat suit. Bye!
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Dlcruz129's Photo Dlcruz129 26 Feb 2013

Rejuvenation missiles ftw. The hill is rebuilt on your head, you suffocate, I sit down.
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ikke009's Photo ikke009 26 Feb 2013

wha.. wait why are you sitting on my lap?! get off there! im the king of the hill! shoo! gone with you!
thats better..
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Cranium's Photo Cranium 27 Feb 2013

*Cranium wonders how ikke009 became a chair?
Perhaps he was disguised as a chair the whole time, and finally got fed up with the abuse.
At any rate, I do a Spy Check just in case, engulfing everything in flames. ikke009, two lurkers, and a squirrel are roasted alive. I have delicious barbecue that night while proudly standing atop the scattered ashes of the once majestic castle that stood here. I guess it's time for a remodel.
I use a Capsule Corp. capsule to build myself a decent home while I wait for the inevitable onslaught.
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Sxw's Photo Sxw 27 Feb 2013

I light your home on fire, it creates a hill of ashes, and kills you. I place a newly crafted chair, andddd sit down.
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ikke009's Photo ikke009 27 Feb 2013

1. BAM BAMBAMBAM TATATATATATA BOOOM!!!! RATATAT
PEWPEWPEW FEEEEUUUUWBOOOOMMM!!!
2. [insert amazing action scene here]
3. ????
4. King of the Hill!!
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InputUsername's Photo InputUsername 27 Feb 2013

Guess who it is? It is me who returned.
I throw my torch causing ikke009 to get burned.
I then take a chair and sit down with a smile,
as I say to myself: "I'll be here for a while."
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Tiin57's Photo Tiin57 27 Feb 2013

/me fires some java.net.ServerSocket at whoever the hell is at the top of the hill, then performs a waltz on their mutilated corpse.
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PixelToast's Photo PixelToast 27 Feb 2013

tiin57 is actually on a hollodeck
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ikke009's Photo ikke009 27 Feb 2013

View PostPixelToast, on 27 February 2013 - 06:31 AM, said:

tiin57 is actually on a hollodeck
Please read the first post, this is not how the game works :P
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CastleMan2000's Photo CastleMan2000 27 Feb 2013

In the rebooted ('scratched', as it were,) timeline, I come in a meteor that appears at this moment! This meteor happens to be covered in swords. I am sitting on the chair, inside the meteor covered with swords.
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