Corrupt-A-Wish!
Lyqyd 22 Mar 2013
Here's another fun one. In each reply, you state a simple wish and grant the wish of the person above, but add a restriction or other caveat that corrupts or undermines the point of their wish, in a humorous manner. Here's an example:
I wish I could fly.
Reply:
Granted, but you can only fly a foot off of the ground.
I'll start us off:
I wish I could turn invisible whenever I wanted.
I wish I could fly.
Reply:
Granted, but you can only fly a foot off of the ground.
I'll start us off:
I wish I could turn invisible whenever I wanted.
Sammich Lord 22 Mar 2013
Granted, but you cannot do it near any nude person(s).
I wish I could live in space.
I wish I could live in space.
theoriginalbit 22 Mar 2013
Granted, but you can never see anyone you love (or like, or tolerate) ever again.
I wish I could read minds.
I wish I could read minds.
Sammich Lord 22 Mar 2013
Granted, but you can never read the mind of somebody you truly hated.
I wish I could banish all stupid people to a little planet.
I wish I could banish all stupid people to a little planet.
theoriginalbit 22 Mar 2013
(/out of the thing) hey I don't mind that corruption
Granted, but you have to go there too
I wish someone else would participate
Granted, but you have to go there too
I wish someone else would participate
Sammich Lord 22 Mar 2013
Granted, but only one other person will.
I wish I could get my post count up in this thread.
I wish I could get my post count up in this thread.
theoriginalbit 22 Mar 2013
Granted, but it will go down every second regardless
I wish I didn't have to do these AI assignments for Uni.
I wish I didn't have to do these AI assignments for Uni.
Sammich Lord 22 Mar 2013
Granted, but you have to spend that time replying to this thread instead.
I wish I could make custom emoticons.
I wish I could make custom emoticons.
MudkipTheEpic 22 Mar 2013
Granted, but you can only make sad faces.
I wish I could have a narwhal.
I wish I could have a narwhal.
theoriginalbit 22 Mar 2013
Granted, but you will be alone forever
I wish I never had to sleep.
I wish I never had to sleep.
Sammich Lord 22 Mar 2013
Granted, but you have to spend every living second programming.
I wish I could have a infinite signature.
I wish I could have a infinite signature.
MudkipTheEpic 22 Mar 2013
Granted, but it had to be in a spoiler.
I wish that healthy things all tasted great.
I wish that healthy things all tasted great.
theoriginalbit 22 Mar 2013
EDIT damn ninj'd
Granted, but you can only eat unhealthy food
I wish I could travel time
Granted, but you can only eat unhealthy food
I wish I could travel time
Sammich Lord 22 Mar 2013
You got ninja'd
Granted, but all the healthy things will make you hungry
I wish I could make money for eating.
Granted, but all the healthy things will make you hungry
I wish I could make money for eating.
theoriginalbit 22 Mar 2013
I got ninja'd for yours, not his. but fine whatever
Granted, but you can never spend it
I wish I could travel time
Granted, but you can never spend it
I wish I could travel time
Sammich Lord 22 Mar 2013
Granted, but you can only cause negative affects when time traveling
I wish I could have custom IP. Board colors.
I wish I could have custom IP. Board colors.
theoriginalbit 22 Mar 2013
Granted, but IP.board will crash 80% more
I wish I had a better computer.
I wish I had a better computer.
MudkipTheEpic 22 Mar 2013
Granted, but it cannot have internet.... by any means.
I wish servers could be always up and I could not be banned.
I wish servers could be always up and I could not be banned.