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Corrupt-A-Wish!

Lyqyd's Photo Lyqyd 22 Mar 2013

Here's another fun one. In each reply, you state a simple wish and grant the wish of the person above, but add a restriction or other caveat that corrupts or undermines the point of their wish, in a humorous manner. Here's an example:

I wish I could fly.

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Granted, but you can only fly a foot off of the ground.

I'll start us off:

I wish I could turn invisible whenever I wanted.
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Sammich Lord's Photo Sammich Lord 22 Mar 2013

Granted, but you cannot do it near any nude person(s).

I wish I could live in space.
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theoriginalbit's Photo theoriginalbit 22 Mar 2013

Granted, but you can never see anyone you love (or like, or tolerate) ever again.

I wish I could read minds.
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Sammich Lord's Photo Sammich Lord 22 Mar 2013

Granted, but you can never read the mind of somebody you truly hated.

I wish I could banish all stupid people to a little planet.
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theoriginalbit's Photo theoriginalbit 22 Mar 2013

(/out of the thing) hey I don't mind that corruption :P

Granted, but you have to go there too

I wish someone else would participate :P
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Sammich Lord's Photo Sammich Lord 22 Mar 2013

Granted, but only one other person will.

I wish I could get my post count up in this thread.
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theoriginalbit's Photo theoriginalbit 22 Mar 2013

Granted, but it will go down every second regardless

I wish I didn't have to do these AI assignments for Uni. :(
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Sammich Lord's Photo Sammich Lord 22 Mar 2013

Granted, but you have to spend that time replying to this thread instead.

I wish I could make custom emoticons.
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MudkipTheEpic's Photo MudkipTheEpic 22 Mar 2013

Granted, but you can only make sad faces. :(

I wish I could have a narwhal.
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Sammich Lord's Photo Sammich Lord 22 Mar 2013

Granted, but it cannot come out of water.

I wish I was immortal.
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theoriginalbit's Photo theoriginalbit 22 Mar 2013

Granted, but you will be alone forever

I wish I never had to sleep.
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Sammich Lord's Photo Sammich Lord 22 Mar 2013

Granted, but you have to spend every living second programming.

I wish I could have a infinite signature.
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MudkipTheEpic's Photo MudkipTheEpic 22 Mar 2013

Granted, but it had to be in a spoiler.

I wish that healthy things all tasted great.
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theoriginalbit's Photo theoriginalbit 22 Mar 2013

EDIT damn ninj'd

Granted, but you can only eat unhealthy food

I wish I could travel time
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Sammich Lord's Photo Sammich Lord 22 Mar 2013

You got ninja'd

Granted, but all the healthy things will make you hungry

I wish I could make money for eating.
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theoriginalbit's Photo theoriginalbit 22 Mar 2013

:( I got ninja'd for yours, not his. but fine whatever

Granted, but you can never spend it

I wish I could travel time
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Sammich Lord's Photo Sammich Lord 22 Mar 2013

Granted, but you can only cause negative affects when time traveling

I wish I could have custom IP. Board colors.
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PixelToast's Photo PixelToast 22 Mar 2013

Posted Image, but you can still have cake

i wish i could ninja everyone
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theoriginalbit's Photo theoriginalbit 22 Mar 2013

Granted, but IP.board will crash 80% more

I wish I had a better computer.
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MudkipTheEpic's Photo MudkipTheEpic 22 Mar 2013

Granted, but it cannot have internet.... by any means. :P

I wish servers could be always up and I could not be banned.
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