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#41 SuicidalSTDz

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 12:22 PM

Granted, but all of your wishes will be corrupt, thus making everyone else follow in your footsteps --Wishes are once again corrupt

I wish I had another kitty

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 02:04 PM

Granted, because i love kittys :3

i wish i could have 1,000,000$

#43 SuicidalSTDz

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 02:18 PM

Granted, however, all the money goes to SuicidalSTDz if you try to spend a penny of it

I wish I had a Nvidia GeForce GTX 690 graphics card

#44 Bubba

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 03:13 PM

Granted, but you will never be able to use it for any purpose.

I wish that I was never bored.

#45 Lyqyd

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 03:20 PM

External to the game: If you do not wish to play correctly, PixelToast, you are welcome to not play.

Granted, but you are never bored because you're insane.

I wish my internet connection had a faster upload speed.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 03:23 PM

Granted, but your download speed is reduced to an eighth of its former speed.

I wish that everything I bought would work until I died and that I could use it whenever and however I wanted to.

#47 HellaLit

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 03:29 PM

Granted, but you will die 2 minutes after you buy something.

I wish I could teleport wherever I want.

#48 SuicidalSTDz

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 03:30 PM

EDIT: ninja'd

Granted, however, you cannot teleport more than 1 meter away at any given time

I wish people would stop killing the Ender Dragon <_<

#49 Sxw

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 03:33 PM

Granted, but you cannot kill the ender dragon.

I wish I could meet Notch.

#50 SuicidalSTDz

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 03:37 PM

View PostSxw, on 22 March 2013 - 03:33 PM, said:

Granted, but you cannot kill the ender dragon.
Out of game: I never planned on killing her :D Did I win the game?!

Granted, however, jeb will be at your side licking your face vigorously

I wish this game wasn't so addicting (Loving the game Lyqyd ^_^)

#51 PixelToast

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 03:43 PM

View PostLyqyd, on 22 March 2013 - 03:20 PM, said:

If you do not wish to play correctly, PixelToast, you are welcome to not play.
D: fiiine, i made it say granted every time

Granted but you will have to go to the moon

I wish lyqyd didnt hate me

#52 SuicidalSTDz

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 03:52 PM

Granted, however, now Cloudy hates you. As a bonus, Cloudy later re-programmed Lyqyd to remember his hatred towards you.

I wish I knew Java

#53 Bubba

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 04:08 PM

Granted, but you are never allowed to program in any language ever again.

I wish that I would live forever and live happily.

#54 SuicidalSTDz

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 04:20 PM

Granted, however you physically age twice as fast and others around you are gloomy

I wish we found a world inhabited with intelligent life forms

#55 AndreWalia

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 04:27 PM

Granted, how ever you will give them your life.

I wish people liked MY MOM jokes.

#56 Bubba

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 04:51 PM

Granted, however all your other skills will be non-existent and your jokes will not be enough to support you. You will die broke and alone.

I wish that I didn't have to sleep.

#57 Cranium

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 04:56 PM

Granted, however you will never be able to move. Sitting there, lifeless. Not making a sound, movement, or muscle twitch. You will die in a catatonic state with only your state appointed welfare nurse attending to your bodily functions. Bet you didn't wish for that now, huh?

I wish I could get paid to not work.

#58 AndreWalia

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 04:59 PM

Granted. How ever you will be $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in debt

I wish that the old man was young

#59 Cranium

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:02 PM

Granted. He is now stardust. He has now become what we all came from, the youngest incarnation of ourselves. Nice job erasing his existence.

I wish that I knew all programming languages that are, have been, or ever will be in existence.

#60 AndreWalia

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:05 PM

Granted, However the saying "Cranium has a big Branium" Will no longer be true. It is more like "Cranium has an exploded Branium".

I wish that star wars was a musical





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