Corrupt-A-Wish!
SuicidalSTDz 22 Mar 2013
Granted, but all of your wishes will be corrupt, thus making everyone else follow in your footsteps --Wishes are once again corrupt
I wish I had another kitty
I wish I had another kitty
SuicidalSTDz 22 Mar 2013
Granted, however, all the money goes to SuicidalSTDz if you try to spend a penny of it
I wish I had a Nvidia GeForce GTX 690 graphics card
I wish I had a Nvidia GeForce GTX 690 graphics card
Bubba 22 Mar 2013
Granted, but you will never be able to use it for any purpose.
I wish that I was never bored.
I wish that I was never bored.
Lyqyd 22 Mar 2013
External to the game: If you do not wish to play correctly, PixelToast, you are welcome to not play.
Granted, but you are never bored because you're insane.
I wish my internet connection had a faster upload speed.
Granted, but you are never bored because you're insane.
I wish my internet connection had a faster upload speed.
Bubba 22 Mar 2013
Granted, but your download speed is reduced to an eighth of its former speed.
I wish that everything I bought would work until I died and that I could use it whenever and however I wanted to.
I wish that everything I bought would work until I died and that I could use it whenever and however I wanted to.
HellaLit 22 Mar 2013
Granted, but you will die 2 minutes after you buy something.
I wish I could teleport wherever I want.
I wish I could teleport wherever I want.
SuicidalSTDz 22 Mar 2013
EDIT: ninja'd
Granted, however, you cannot teleport more than 1 meter away at any given time
I wish people would stop killing the Ender Dragon
Granted, however, you cannot teleport more than 1 meter away at any given time
I wish people would stop killing the Ender Dragon
SuicidalSTDz 22 Mar 2013
PixelToast 22 Mar 2013
SuicidalSTDz 22 Mar 2013
Granted, however, now Cloudy hates you. As a bonus, Cloudy later re-programmed Lyqyd to remember his hatred towards you.
I wish I knew Java
I wish I knew Java
Bubba 22 Mar 2013
Granted, but you are never allowed to program in any language ever again.
I wish that I would live forever and live happily.
I wish that I would live forever and live happily.
SuicidalSTDz 22 Mar 2013
Granted, however you physically age twice as fast and others around you are gloomy
I wish we found a world inhabited with intelligent life forms
I wish we found a world inhabited with intelligent life forms
AndreWalia 22 Mar 2013
Granted, how ever you will give them your life.
I wish people liked MY MOM jokes.
I wish people liked MY MOM jokes.
Bubba 22 Mar 2013
Granted, however all your other skills will be non-existent and your jokes will not be enough to support you. You will die broke and alone.
I wish that I didn't have to sleep.
I wish that I didn't have to sleep.
Cranium 22 Mar 2013
Granted, however you will never be able to move. Sitting there, lifeless. Not making a sound, movement, or muscle twitch. You will die in a catatonic state with only your state appointed welfare nurse attending to your bodily functions. Bet you didn't wish for that now, huh?
I wish I could get paid to not work.
I wish I could get paid to not work.
AndreWalia 22 Mar 2013
Granted. How ever you will be $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in debt
I wish that the old man was young
I wish that the old man was young
Cranium 22 Mar 2013
Granted. He is now stardust. He has now become what we all came from, the youngest incarnation of ourselves. Nice job erasing his existence.
I wish that I knew all programming languages that are, have been, or ever will be in existence.
I wish that I knew all programming languages that are, have been, or ever will be in existence.
AndreWalia 22 Mar 2013
Granted, However the saying "Cranium has a big Branium" Will no longer be true. It is more like "Cranium has an exploded Branium".
I wish that star wars was a musical
I wish that star wars was a musical