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Useless Inventions

LDDestroier's Photo LDDestroier 30 Oct 2014

Okay, both of my attempted forum games were locked, and for good reasons, now that I reflect upon it. But not this one!

The goal of the game is to come up with the most useless/terrible invention they can think of, and the next person says where one would get such an item.
Oh, and here's something you can do alongside or instead of text. Pictures! You can get a picture of a stupid invention some guy made, or a place where you'd find it. Or use text. Text is easier.

Syntax:
Person 1: Useless invention!
Person 2: You get it at this place!
Useless invention!
Person 3: This is where you get it!
Useless invention!

EDIT: I can't believe I got a hot topic! That people respond to! It brings a tear to my eye...wait no it doesn't, that was the hot sause.

I'll start it off.

Wrist-mounted pillows!
Edited by LDDestroier, 10 June 2015 - 11:48 AM.
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Agent Silence's Photo Agent Silence 30 Oct 2014

You'd get it at Arkham Asylum

Crate of termites!
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Dragon53535's Photo Dragon53535 30 Oct 2014

You find those at the local sawmill. What else do you think they use to cut wood?

Jimmie Rustlers
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LDDestroier's Photo LDDestroier 30 Oct 2014

You find those at a robot insane asylum.

A six-button mouse.
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Lego Stax's Photo Lego Stax 31 Oct 2014

You'd find that in a parallel universe.


A pottery cow.
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LDDestroier's Photo LDDestroier 31 Oct 2014

You'd find that in a grandma's house.

A refrigerator-magnet cup holder!
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metron80's Photo metron80 01 Nov 2014

You'd find that in a garbage can.

A plane made of gold!
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Dragon53535's Photo Dragon53535 02 Nov 2014

You find that on the ground.

A boat with wings.
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Saldor010's Photo Saldor010 02 Nov 2014

In the air. Obviously.

A pencil that's pencil on one side, pen on the other.
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metron80's Photo metron80 02 Nov 2014

If it's the million dollar space pen, then you'd find it in the ISS.

Isn't a boat with wings called a seaplane? :P

A five-wheeled car.
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Agent Silence's Photo Agent Silence 07 Nov 2014

You'd find that at a junkyard

All purpose penguin sharpener
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LDDestroier's Photo LDDestroier 14 Nov 2014

You'd find that at a Japanese thrift store!

An industrial sized trash polisher!
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Saldor010's Photo Saldor010 28 Nov 2014

In the rich guy's garbage dump down the street from your house.

A petabyte RAM card.
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cdel's Photo cdel 29 Nov 2014

In the super computer you just stole from IBM.

octagon shaped soccer ball that creates worm holes when kicked.
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Saldor010's Photo Saldor010 29 Nov 2014

Currently on the other side of the worm hole.

An object that is faster than light.
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Nemisis's Photo Nemisis 30 Nov 2014

Gift shop at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

Portable (wrist-mounted) In Door/Out Door Detector*. (with audio alert and usb)

*Disclaimer- Does not detect whether you are indoors or outdoors.
That would be insanely complicated.
This just detects whether or not a given door is and inny or an outty.
Edited by Nemisis, 30 November 2014 - 12:58 AM.
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lieudusty's Photo lieudusty 30 Nov 2014

You'd get those at the computer store

A bricked console
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Saldor010's Photo Saldor010 30 Nov 2014

On your mom's desk. (Ohhhh!)

A basket ball that doesn't bounce.
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LDDestroier's Photo LDDestroier 30 Nov 2014

You'd find that in a Wal-Mart.

A lamp that shines infrared.
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Dog's Photo Dog 30 Nov 2014

You'd find that in pretty much any lamp (they all give off infrared to varying degrees, you just can't see it) - but most especially in a black-ops home decoration store.

A flashdark (opposite of a flashlight/torch)
Edited by Dog, 02 December 2014 - 04:34 AM.
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