Useless Inventions
LDDestroier 30 Oct 2014
Okay, both of my attempted forum games were locked, and for good reasons, now that I reflect upon it. But not this one!
The goal of the game is to come up with the most useless/terrible invention they can think of, and the next person says where one would get such an item.
Oh, and here's something you can do alongside or instead of text. Pictures! You can get a picture of a stupid invention some guy made, or a place where you'd find it. Or use text. Text is easier.
Syntax:
Person 1: Useless invention!
Person 2: You get it at this place!
Useless invention!
Person 3: This is where you get it!
Useless invention!
EDIT: I can't believe I got a hot topic! That people respond to! It brings a tear to my eye...wait no it doesn't, that was the hot sause.
I'll start it off.
Wrist-mounted pillows!
Edited by LDDestroier, 10 June 2015 - 11:48 AM.
The goal of the game is to come up with the most useless/terrible invention they can think of, and the next person says where one would get such an item.
Oh, and here's something you can do alongside or instead of text. Pictures! You can get a picture of a stupid invention some guy made, or a place where you'd find it. Or use text. Text is easier.
Syntax:
Person 1: Useless invention!
Person 2: You get it at this place!
Useless invention!
Person 3: This is where you get it!
Useless invention!
EDIT: I can't believe I got a hot topic! That people respond to! It brings a tear to my eye...wait no it doesn't, that was the hot sause.
I'll start it off.
Wrist-mounted pillows!
Edited by LDDestroier, 10 June 2015 - 11:48 AM.
Dragon53535 30 Oct 2014
You find those at the local sawmill. What else do you think they use to cut wood?
Jimmie Rustlers
Jimmie Rustlers
LDDestroier 31 Oct 2014
You'd find that in a grandma's house.
A refrigerator-magnet cup holder!
A refrigerator-magnet cup holder!
Saldor010 02 Nov 2014
In the air. Obviously.
A pencil that's pencil on one side, pen on the other.
A pencil that's pencil on one side, pen on the other.
metron80 02 Nov 2014
If it's the million dollar space pen, then you'd find it in the ISS.
Isn't a boat with wings called a seaplane?
A five-wheeled car.
Isn't a boat with wings called a seaplane?
A five-wheeled car.
LDDestroier 14 Nov 2014
You'd find that at a Japanese thrift store!
An industrial sized trash polisher!
An industrial sized trash polisher!
Saldor010 28 Nov 2014
In the rich guy's garbage dump down the street from your house.
A petabyte RAM card.
A petabyte RAM card.
cdel 29 Nov 2014
In the super computer you just stole from IBM.
octagon shaped soccer ball that creates worm holes when kicked.
octagon shaped soccer ball that creates worm holes when kicked.
Saldor010 29 Nov 2014
Currently on the other side of the worm hole.
An object that is faster than light.
An object that is faster than light.
Nemisis 30 Nov 2014
Gift shop at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
Portable (wrist-mounted) In Door/Out Door Detector*. (with audio alert and usb)
*Disclaimer- Does not detect whether you are indoors or outdoors.
That would be insanely complicated.
This just detects whether or not a given door is and inny or an outty.
Edited by Nemisis, 30 November 2014 - 12:58 AM.
Portable (wrist-mounted) In Door/Out Door Detector*. (with audio alert and usb)
*Disclaimer- Does not detect whether you are indoors or outdoors.
That would be insanely complicated.
This just detects whether or not a given door is and inny or an outty.
Edited by Nemisis, 30 November 2014 - 12:58 AM.
Dog 30 Nov 2014
You'd find that in pretty much any lamp (they all give off infrared to varying degrees, you just can't see it) - but most especially in a black-ops home decoration store.
A flashdark (opposite of a flashlight/torch)
Edited by Dog, 02 December 2014 - 04:34 AM.
A flashdark (opposite of a flashlight/torch)
Edited by Dog, 02 December 2014 - 04:34 AM.