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Useless Inventions

Geforce Fan's Photo Geforce Fan 18 Mar 2015

You'll find that at Blonde's Shoppee™

<cheapshot> A laptop with 1 USB port </cheapshot>
<realitem> An eAntagonist - Makes fun of you so others don't have to! </realitem>

A hollow umbrella
A completely solid computer case
An inaccurate alarm clock
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cptdeath58's Photo cptdeath58 19 Mar 2015

Find that at the electronics store.

A dull irreparable katana
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Agent Silence's Photo Agent Silence 20 Mar 2015

You'd find that in the Kill Bill Props stockpile.

A book that requires you to flip your head for every letter

ןiʞe ʇh!s
Edited by Requiem of Silence, 20 March 2015 - 09:18 PM.
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cptdeath58's Photo cptdeath58 20 Mar 2015

Thats at the Upside down library.

A push-car.
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Geforce Fan's Photo Geforce Fan 21 Mar 2015

You'll find that on the Flintstones


A TARDIS that is smaller on the inside and travels through time and space at the same speed of everything else :P
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Terra1's Photo Terra1 22 Mar 2015

You Would Find That In A Parallel Universe


Half A Byte Per Year Wired Modem
Edited by terrariola, 22 March 2015 - 12:05 AM.
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cptdeath58's Photo cptdeath58 22 Mar 2015

You will find that at the Cheap Shop Internet Store

A keyboard without keys
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Geforce Fan's Photo Geforce Fan 22 Mar 2015

You'll find that at your local shady "not-stolen" computer parts store




A programming language without an output
Edited by Geforce Fan, 22 March 2015 - 05:49 PM.
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cptdeath58's Photo cptdeath58 22 Mar 2015

You will find that at www.uselessprogramming.com

A computer with no monitor and no way to have one.
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Geforce Fan's Photo Geforce Fan 22 Mar 2015

You'll find that at an Apple store. for $2,000


A keyboard that contains no vowels.
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cptdeath58's Photo cptdeath58 22 Mar 2015

You will find that at the BCDFGHJKLMNPQRSTVWXZ Store

An IPhone without touchscreen capability.
Edited by cptdeath58, 22 March 2015 - 11:02 PM.
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Geforce Fan's Photo Geforce Fan 23 Mar 2015

That's the iPhone 7!(and it's $300 more!)



A monitor with absolutely no backlighting
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cptdeath58's Photo cptdeath58 23 Mar 2015

You'll find that at the Blank Monitors and TVs

A computer with no way of cooling.
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cdel's Photo cdel 23 Mar 2015

You'll find that at game stop.

A solar powered exoskeleton.
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cptdeath58's Photo cptdeath58 23 Mar 2015

You will find that at Solar Mobil.

A nuke without explosives
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rahph's Photo rahph 28 Mar 2015

You find it in local walmart.


Computer that replicates itself from air. So it sucks air and makes another, same computer that sucks air or eventually something else like rocks. And then, after sending program to all those computers to stop and remove replicating device, you could make shop with computers that normally cost 20k$ and you sell em for 5k$
Edited by kok, 28 March 2015 - 03:04 PM.
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Geforce Fan's Photo Geforce Fan 28 Mar 2015

kok, this is supposed to be useless inventions. That's too useful.
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cptdeath58's Photo cptdeath58 29 Mar 2015

Since that wasnt useless (It gave you free money)

A Video Game without Video.
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Lupus590's Photo Lupus590 29 Mar 2015

you can find that at the bored games shop

the omn-nom-wrench, the wrench which needs to be fed before you can use it
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cptdeath58's Photo cptdeath58 29 Mar 2015

You will find that at the Pet-Mart's Censored Section.

A toilet with backwards plumbing.
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