3330 replies to this topic

[EpicnessTwo]

Granted, i make a program to spam your url shortener. Now my computer is spamming and not people

I wish my IRC bot was easier to code. (Javascript)

[Creeper367]

Granted, But you can't connect to any IRC with it.

I wish Nespresso Vertuoline Crema's wasnt just a foam on top of black coffee, but a foam on top of coffee with actual creamer in it.

[Sxw]

Granted, but the Nespresso factory was destroyed. But seriously, what's up with you and that coffee. It's in almost every post you've posted.

I wish that I could snuggle with all the cats I wanted.

[H4X0RZ]

Granted but you hate cat's since now...

I wish I could burn down my school ^^

[DSlink2010]

Granted, but the fire is at absolute zero degrees.


I wish to be Sebastian Michaelis from the anime Black Butler.

Edited by DSlink2010, 16 June 2014 - 08:20 PM.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but he isn't there in person, he is just there as an anime character.

I wish that I had a death ray.

[DSlink2010]

cptdeath58, on 16 June 2014 - 09:41 PM, said:

Granted, but he isn't there in person, he is just there as an anime character.

I wish that I had a death ray.

cptdeath58, on 16 June 2014 - 09:41 PM, said:

Granted, but he isn't there in person, he is just there as an anime character.

I wish that I had a death ray.

I said BE him, but whatever.
Granted, but you can only use it on yourself.

I wish to literally BE Sebastian Michaelis from the anime Black Butler

Edited by DSlink2010, 16 June 2014 - 10:07 PM.

[cptdeath58]

DSlink2010, on 16 June 2014 - 10:06 PM, said:

cptdeath58, on 16 June 2014 - 09:41 PM, said:

Granted, but he isn't there in person, he is just there as an anime character.

I wish that I had a death ray.

cptdeath58, on 16 June 2014 - 09:41 PM, said:

Granted, but he isn't there in person, he is just there as an anime character.

I wish that I had a death ray.

I said BE him, but whatever.
Granted, but you can only use it on yourself.

I wish to literally BE Sebastian Michaelis from the anime Black Butler

My bad...

Granted, but you are now stuck on a TV for the rest of your life and you can't interact with anything but yourself.

I wish I could use the death ray on someone else.

[DSlink2010]

cptdeath58, on 16 June 2014 - 10:10 PM, said:

DSlink2010, on 16 June 2014 - 10:06 PM, said:

cptdeath58, on 16 June 2014 - 09:41 PM, said:

Granted, but he isn't there in person, he is just there as an anime character.

I wish that I had a death ray.

cptdeath58, on 16 June 2014 - 09:41 PM, said:

Granted, but he isn't there in person, he is just there as an anime character.

I wish that I had a death ray.

I said BE him, but whatever.
Granted, but you can only use it on yourself.

I wish to literally BE Sebastian Michaelis from the anime Black Butler

My bad...

Granted, but you are now stuck on a TV for the rest of your life and you can't interact with anything but yourself.

I wish I could use the death ray on someone else.

Granted, but it's faulty.

I wish I was a demon.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, But a holy person said "BEGONE DEMON!" and now you are stuck down in oblivion.

I wish I was awesome

[DSlink2010]

Granted, but people hate you now.


I wish that me as a demon, served as a butler in the real world.

Edited by DSlink2010, 17 June 2014 - 01:30 PM.

[CCGrimHaxor]

Granted, but no one will hire you and no other demons existed.

I wish I could have 950 girlfriends.

[DSlink2010]

Granted, but they all broke up with you.


I wish I could not run out of ideas for wishes.

Edited by DSlink2010, 17 June 2014 - 03:48 PM.

[Win7yes]

Granted, but your ideas will come every 0.1 seconds and will overload your brain

I wish I had a CC IRC client wich can send and receive messages using real IRC

[DSlink2010]

Granted, but you can't connect to any IRCs.

I wish I was 24 years old permanently.

[Win7yes]

Granted, but you will turn 25 at the start of the next universe

I wish I had a Portal Gun

Edited by Win7yes, 17 June 2014 - 10:43 PM.

[DSlink2010]

Granted, but it only shoots one portal.


I wish I was a C++ programming god.

[Win7yes]

Granted, But by messing around you accidentally uncoded your C++ Godness

I wish... I wish I had a Fully working Stargate with a fully working DHD

[DSlink2010]

Granted, but it seems that the portal part is just colored water.


I wish that this would end.

Edited by DSlink2010, 18 June 2014 - 12:18 AM.

[Win7yes]

Granted, but this will start again 0.1 seconds after it ends.

I wish................................................................................ A Wish.