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[DeltaX]

Rectar2, on 15 August 2014 - 07:30 PM, said:

Granted. There is now globally mandatory boot-camp to prepare you for school. I wish for the term "1337" to stop being used.

It does,but you get weaker the longer 1337 isn't used.

I wish for unlimited windows 8.1 license keys!

[Dragon53535]

DeltaX, on 15 August 2014 - 07:58 PM, said:

It does,but you get weaker the longer 1337 isn't used.

I wish for unlimited windows 8.1 license keys!

Granted, however each key only lasts thirty seconds. I wish for friends.

[Rectar2]

Granted. You now own all 10 seasons of the television show "Friends" on DVD.

I wish for more cheese.

[Hinds]

Granted, but you're now lactose intolerant.

i wsh ppl wud st0p typng lik dis

[Win7yes]

Granted. Now you are the only one who types like that forever

I wish it was September Second

[Dragon53535]

Granted but it's September Second forever.

I wish I had unlimited potatoes.

[ebernerd]

Granted, but they are all spoiled.

I wish my ComputerCraft program would work.

[!!!!!!!!!!ExclaimationMark]

Ninja'd

Granted, Your computercraft will now crash.

I wish windows xp is still supported.

Edited by !!!!!!!!!!ExclaimationMark, 19 August 2014 - 07:34 AM.

[Crucidal]

Granted, but you will have to download a new service pack every day.

I wish I could focus on my current assignment

[biggest yikes]

Granted, but the assignment now explodes when you finish it

I wish I was a cat.

[Hinds]

Granted, you become a tiger and are hunted down by poachers.

I wish light pollution wasn't a thing.

[Crucidal]

Granted, but stars aren't either.

I wish I knew how to implement that algorithm I am working on :-)

[Saldor010]

Crucidal, on 20 August 2014 - 05:29 PM, said:

Granted, but stars aren't either.

I wish I knew how to implement that algorithm I am working on :-)

Granted, but the Algorithm was faulty and corrupted your entire program.

I wish for a pair of fuzzy dice.

[Hinds]

Granted, but they're alive and they eat you.

I wish I was ready for Ludum Dare.

[Crucidal]

Granted, but you'll be ready in 14 hours, 49 minutes and 41 seconds (1 sec too late)

I wish I could draw

[ebernerd]

Granted, however every 2 seconds you are drawing, your utensil breaks, or your computer crashes.

I wish I could do a backflip.

[Rectar2]

Granted. Your back now randomly flips upside down every once and a while, breaking your spine.

I wish For nobody to make a post that will be drawn below this one

[rhyleymaster]

Grante------ ERROR. That wish is invalid as it would cause there to not be a wish under said post and thus ruin the entirety of the game.

I wish for people to stop being stupid.

Edited by rhyleymaster, 26 August 2014 - 06:10 AM.

[Saldor010]

rhyleymaster, on 26 August 2014 - 06:09 AM, said:

Grante------ ERROR. That wish is invalid as it would cause there to not be a wish under said post and thus ruin the entirety of the game.

I wish for people to stop being stupid.

Granted, nobody else is stupid. But now they are so smart, that you feel stupid.

I wish for another pair of fuzzy dice, as my first pair decided to eat me.

[Rectar2]

Granted. Your new pair of fuzzy dice also decided to eat you.

I wish for people to stop singing Frozen songs.