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[Crucidal]

Granted, but if you feel like this about any other Disney movie in the future, you should Let it Go.

I wish Nutella wasn't so delicious that I eat 1 jar in 2 weeks all by myself.

[rhyleymaster]

Granted, now Nutella tastes horrible, however its addictive-ness has been quadrupled. You now go throught 40 - 80 jars a day. Have fun.

I wish Minecraft was sphere-based

[cptdeath58]

Granted, Minecraft is now a blocky sphere.

I wish I could shape the universe.

Edited by cptdeath58, 30 August 2014 - 04:32 AM.

[ebernerd]

Granted, now the only shape is a circle.

I wish that I could rap like the rappers in Rapper's Delight.

[Agoldfish]

Granted, but you get amnesia and forget what rap is.

I wish I could relearn Java without work.

[Hinds]

Granted, but java now requires 10x more processing power to run, making everyone stop using it and your regained knowledge useless.

I wish people would stop using "12 year old" as an insult

[rhyleymaster]

Granted. People will now use "10 year old" as an insult.

I wish I could speak fluent Icelandic.

[Rectar2]

Granted. However, shortly after learning to speak Icelandic, you were teleported to a parallel universe where Icelandic is no longer a language.

[Saldor010]

Your wish for nil is granted, but you also get a man eating bear that lives in your kitchen.

I wish for money.

[Rectar2]

Granted. It's all counterfeit, the FBI discovers this within a day.

I wish I had posted a wish last time.

[KingofGamesYami]

Granted, however your wish that you wished last time corrupted the time-space continuum and the timeline fractured into alternative realities in which you did not post a wish.

I wish designing a CC game was easier.

Edited by KingofGamesYami, 27 September 2014 - 03:49 AM.

[ebernerd]

Granted, but no one knows how to play games anymore.

I wish that I wished for a different wish than this wish.

[MadBudderKing]

Granted, but your wish doesn't end up on this forum.

I wish that I was canadian

[Rectar2]

Granted. You're now a Canadian. That's already corrupted on it's own.

I wish I had my two front teeth.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, but they are so small you can barely see them

I wish I had Godly Programming skills

[Rectar2]

Granted. "Godly Programming" is a video game from the year 4028, and you're now very skilled in it. However, it doesn't exist yet.

I wish I understood trigonometry.

[cptdeath58]

Granted, But you don't understand Algebra...

I wish I had a Corvette

[Rectar2]

Granted, you have a toy Corvette.

I wish I didn't see an ad below the forums that said "Play Minecraft Free"
(It also says "Virus-free" at the bottom of the ad... Seems legit.)

[Saldor010]

Rectar2, on 30 September 2014 - 09:45 PM, said:

Granted, you have a toy Corvette.

I wish I didn't see an ad below the forums that said "Play Minecraft Free"
(It also says "Virus-free" at the bottom of the ad... Seems legit.)

Granted, it is now a "5 Reasons to trash your PC right now!" Ad instead.

I wish for more time to think of a wish!

[Dragon53535]

Granted however your wish is automatically "I wish for nothing"

I wish for a pound of cookie dough ice cream.